Mephistopheles <z20780@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Teenager rides sex toy down flood-swollen river
> today at 12:21 pm
>
> An Australian teenager riding an inflatable sex toy down the flood-
> swollen Yarra River had to be rescued after the bizarre excursion blew
> up in her face.
>
> The thrill-seeking woman and her boyfriend, both 19, decided to float
> down the river on two inflatable dolls but a State Emergency Services
> crew had to be called after she came a cropper at Warrandyte North.
>
> The teenager clung for her life onto a floating tree, called for help
> and soon was heard by a passer-by who called the emergency services
> while a kayaker took life jackets to the pair.
>
> The naughty couple were reprimanded by the police for their behaviour
> as blow-up sex toys are "not recognised flotation devices".
I believe that it says that on my canoe operator's guide "do not use
blow-up sex tpy as a floation device".
> ''We've got people busy with rescues and to have to divert resources
> to that sort of thing is not ideal," Senior Constable Wayne Wilson
> said.
That's right, kids, sex toys are dangerous! Stick to the real thing!!
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