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From: "Reformed.Group_Troll [NP-d08]" <GroupTroll@The.Fort.org>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.prettyboy
Subject: THANK YOU! THANK YOU!! Re: PING! All Fortsters! Welcome to Group_Troll NP-d08!
Date: 28 Dec 2010 09:38:01 -0600
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FROM: Doc NP-f31
> We have a new Fort Badge honoree! It's the first one I've given out
> all year. Woohoo! I'm in the mood to give out more! Remember, ANYONE
> get a Fort Badge, all you have to do is ask!
>
> I'm going to do this 'old school' like the Wiz used to do it!
>
> I would be most honored to give you a Shiny New Fort ID. If you will
> just lean down a bit for me.
>
> Lighting Flashing! Thundering Fire!
> Wind that blows my commands up higher!
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> I COMMAND thee forever more to be known AS .........Bing
>
> ......BING......Bang....FLASH...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap ZAP
> (((KABOOOOOOOOOOOM))) ....twinkle...ping*'
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> ( ( ( ( ( ((Grouptroll NP-d08)) ) ) ) ) )
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> Wear it with pride. : ) Play fair, be safe and most of all have fun.
>
> Welcome To The Fort Family!
>
> Hey that flet really good!
>
> Doc
> NP-f31
>
> In the past when a Fort member got a new badge it was cause for
> celebration. More often than not a posting party occurred. Maybe that
> will happen here today!
>
THANK YOU Doc!
I, the Reformed Group_Troll, do hereby accept this shiny badge with
humbleness and pride. I will not abuse it. I will never troll The Fort
nor will I ever fight with any Fort member. When it is my turn for
Saturday Night In-The-Barrell, I will perform to the fullest extend of my
abilities. I ask that Fort members judge me not on my past bad behavior
but accept my sincerest apologies for any trouble I have caused in the
past. We look to the future and the future is bright!
As a sometimes lurking troll in The Fort, I must admit it has been years
since I last saw a badge being issued. But I must confess, trolls are
terrified of thunder and lightning. I almost ran away and am still
shaking with fear!
And now....sniff, I, I cannot go on ..sniff..with the remainder of my
speech. I am going to cry I am so filled with pride. Please excuse me,
and I thank all of you.
Yours truely,
Reformed Group_Troll [NP-d08]
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