TomBa <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote in
news:Xns9BCBB0E4582DEfort6789@216.151.153.14:
> darkshadows <oh@no.net> wrote in news:Xns9BCBC041E9B00batcavenet@
> 216.151.153.22:
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>> 25 Signs That You Have Grown Up
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>> Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>> Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>> You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>> 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>> You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
>> You watch the Weather Channel.
>> Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."
>> You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>> Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>> You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
>> won't turn down the stereo.
>> Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>> You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>> Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>> You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
>> Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>> You take naps from noon to 6 PM
>> Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
>> Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
>> than settle, your stomach.
>> If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
> not
>> condoms and pregnancy tests.
>> A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>> You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>> "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
>> drink that much again."
>> 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
>> You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>> You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
>> doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.
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> One omission: You don't feel guilty about going to bed when your
> tired; the extra 6 hours staying awake don't provide anything
> important. As a corrolary, it's fun to hassle your room mates who are
> nursing a hangover at 11AM the next day...
>
Only one omission? LOL
darkshadows
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