::Y-Not:: wrote:
> Lil Stinker.
You should start a business, Terror, Incorporated.
> My parents practiced screaming matches in public places.
Weird, eh. Still, I suppose it's better than embarrassing yourself in
front of everyone, ::Y-Not::.
> >.
Honk if you have a small penis. [From a passing bicyclist]
> I'm sorry. It's my barbituate withdrawal. Please forgive me.
Don't start up any new relationships, ::Y-Not::.
> >.
Fake it.
> Do you think my being gay may have anything to do with the warts in my
> throat?
No wonder you're such a miserable little creature, ::Y-Not::.
> Put the spotlight on yourself.
The trick is to just do a little.
> >.
Now whining like a baby who doesn't know it's diapers are soiled.
> Oh my goodness! I think I have thrush.
Eh? Are you serious?
> >.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was,
I'll say your stupidity.
> Nobody cares about you, Stinker.
Nobody's perfect.
> Listen carefully to the voice inside your head telling you to end it
> all.
Oh, just throw caution to the wind.
> >.
You've got a terrible temper.
> >.
I don't know how to put it.
> I've been waiting all my life to fuck up like this.
Gosh, ::Y-Not::. WTF are you telling me that for?
> I can't see retro group.
I think you are just scared to try.
> I don't have eyes.
Someday you will have eyes.
> >.
You're kissing the right asses, that's for sure.
> Do you own any sex toys? I do.
Thank you for sharing, ::Y-Not::.
> >.
You don't hear too much about that.
> You can't bring the dogs.
Why can't I bring the dogs, ::Y-Not::?
> >.
You don't want to be controlled like before, do you?
> The doctor says I have irritable bowel syndrome.
Don't start up any new relationships, ::Y-Not::.
> >.
What about the face on the pub floor?
> Really, I need help with klonopin withdrawal.
Pray for a miracle.
> It shouldn't be an issue unless you also have a vaginal yeast
> infection.
It's better.
> >.
I hate those big bathtubs.
> >.
It's not a game for children.
> What is oral sex?
You really are sick, aren't you, ::Y-Not::?
> Be careful how you say that.
Are you a cautious person?
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