In article <4c6a4aad.19693608@127.0.0.1>, Ronin
<nesScitur@husShmail.com> wrote:
> X-No-Archive: yes
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> Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
>
> Joke common among terribly-traumatised-and-desperately-in-need-
> of-immediate-intensive-intervention-by-highly-trained-qualified-
> certified-professional-(female)-Grief-Counsellors schoolboys in
> the days subsequent to the Challenger disaster.
>
> As most of those reading this will be aware, the Fortster best
> known for pasting the heads of celebrities-for-fifteen-minutes
> on BareButtBoyBodies also, from time to time, posts... strange
> ... messages notable for both their incivility and incoherence.
>
> As most of those reading this will also be aware, any response
> to one of these messages quite reliably results in a deluge of
> similar messages, frequently continuing for several days, even
> absent further encouragement.
>
> The motives and mental state which impel this Fortster to post
> such messages remain totally opaque, in spite of many years of
> analysis by The Fort; they likewise remain totally irrelevant
> to the encouragement of an atmosphere of civility in The Fort
> -- as do the motives of those who respond to such messages and
> the content of their responses.
>
> *Any* response to such an incivil/incoherent message reliably
> incites a flood of similar incivil/incoherent messages, quite
> irrespective of the tone or content of that response.
>
> Those who enjoy these Golden Showers should, by all means, be
> quick to push the Red Button whenever it appears.
>
> Those who do not...
>
>
> Ronin
I like buttons, for many reasons.
The first part of the word is the best. Butts can be very nice.
The second part of the word, is right on it, behind as usual.
I like buttons of different colors. An emerald green one, with a light
behind it, is very pretty. Different preferences are fine with me.
Some buttons hold things together, and some are used to separate and
expose some very nice things, or not so nice things, depending on your
orientation. Better than zippers, sometimes.
Some people collect buttons. Some people which they didn't exist.
Some buttons are good to play with, and some don't work as well as they
might, because they don't have the right button holes for them. That
can cause a lot of frustration. Finding the right combination can be
very rewarding for the button enthusiast.
Some special buttons change colors with the temperature. They can be
very interesting, if managed well.
So you see, there is a lot more to buttons, than just red ones. If we
treat them well, we will be rewarded with their good service and
exquisite beauty.
Mover, wannabe skilled buttoneer.
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