On 05 Jun 2010 21:48:05 GMT, ",C.O\"SM-0S:" <Ohwas@Sats.com> wrote:
>Should children witness childbirth?
>
>:)
I maintain that without the children, there is no point in childbirth.
So yes, they should witness it, though it's probably a good thing that
they don't remember it. As wonderful as vaginas are, having your head
squished in one is not a pleasant thing.
;)
Doc
>Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
>The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
>3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see
> while he helped deliver the baby.
>
>Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
>
>Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
>
>The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
>bottom.
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>Connor began to cry.
>
>The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
>the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
>witnessed.
>
>Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
>in the first place... smack him again!"
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>If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for you
>
>Cos
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