| FORT Doofus Doc Report Tuesday May 18, 2010 |
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2010/05/18 07:29 |
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FORT Doofus Doc Report
Tuesday May 18, 2010
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Starring dimwit Doc duh wannabe KidHacker!
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Today's Feature
Moron Doc thinks he's the next KidHacker
This low IQ moron Doc is a fairly recent addition to the Fort. This dim
wit Doc wasn't present during when the Fort founders started the Fort.
However, this didn't stop the Doc idiot thoughts that he could still master
the art of the NP Cultists after the long absence of KidHacker from the
Fort. Dimwit Doc thought that he could shove the silly and false NP Cultist
propaganda down the throats of any and all visitors to the Fort. Dimwit Doc
thought, like with KidHacker, that Fort posters would swoon over every post
that Doc would make in the Fort. And like with KidHacker, there would be
posting nics that would post immediately after Doc's post with the posting
nic of "So be it".
But alas, Doc's ascension to the throne of KidHacker has been a complete
and absolute failure. The Doc failure out of desperation has even forged NP
Cultist ceremonies to make himself keeper of the NP records and assigner of
the NP Cultist badge. Dimwit Doc brought in a posting nic that crowned Doc
as the new NP Cultist badge assigner. This phony NP Crowning nic had never
been used before in any NP Cultist ceremony. And has never been seen since.
And next out of desperation to get some of those swooning Doc followers
that Doc so desperately wanted, Doc used his forged NP Cultist badge
authority and assigned an NP badge to the HMS Vicky. This HMS Vicky that
had never been seen before in any BL newsgroup became a minor focus of
buffoon posts in the Fort. Doc next made cyber love to HMS Vicky. However,
there has been no resulting offspring from this incest love fest. There
have been no swooning Doc posts except from HMS Vicky. Nothing. Nothing but
continuous love posts between the two low IQ morons. These two low IQ morons
(Doc and HMS Vicky) do not know how to fuck.
Fort Reporter
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