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> On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:40:13 GMT, "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
> >
> >"Enig" <enig@the.pub> wrote in message
> >news:4828f98f$0$12766$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com...
> >> Zachary.Plassman@usdoj.gov wrote in
> >> news:mAOkcrGT1.OEb0OKyhmwK1p@news.usdoj.gov:
> >>
> >> > Law enforcement is now intercepting text messages,
> >> > as proven by Operation Sudden Fall in San Diego.
> >> >
> >> > http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/states/newsrel/sd050608.html
> >> >
> >http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/education/20080506-1338-bn06sdsu2.html
> >> >
> >> > Don't let your personal SMS/text messages fall into
> >> > the wrong hands. Encrypt your messages with one
> >> > of these:
> >> >
> >> > http://www.Xecure.net
> >> > http://www.CryptoSMS.org
> >> > http://www.CryptoSMS.com
> >> > http://www.CryptoGraf.com
> >> > http://www.Cop2p.com/encrypted_sms.html
> >> > http://www.FortressMail.net/fortress_sms.htm
> >> > http://groups.google.com/group/sms-salama/web/introduction
> >> >
> >http://home.xtra.co.nz/hosts/sveltdesign/mindwarrior/pages.html?MobeCo
> >> > de
> >> >
> >> > Be Safe, Be Encrypted, Fuck the Police!!
> >>
> >>
> >> Katherine who?
> >>
> >Katherine
>
>Let's-scare-people-and-make-a-lotta-money-sellin-rubbish-encription-stuff!
> >That's who!
> >
> >
> >
>
> Inersting, very interesting indeed.<s>
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