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> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>You better believe it.
>>Lord have mercy!!
>
> I , ah,,, have not much more to say on this subject.
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> Quantum Physics Product Warnings
>
> As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend
> towards legislation which requires the prominent placing of warnings on
> products that present hazards to the general public. Yet we must also
> offer the cautionary thought that such warnings, however
> well-intentioned, merely scratch the surface of what is really
> necessary in this important area. We are therefore proposing new laws
> that will mandate the conspicuous placement of suitably informative
> warnings on the packaging of every product offered for sale in the
> United States of America. Our suggested list of warnings appears below.
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> 1) WARNING: This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
>
> 2) WARNING: This product attracts every other piece of matter in the
> universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force
> proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to
> the distance between them.
>
> 3) ENIG's bar-tab is always zero. In fact, I actually owe him money.
>
> 4) ADVISORY: There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that,
> through a process known as ``tunneling,'' this product may
> spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any
> random place in the universe, including your neighbor's domicile. The
> manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconveniences
> that may result.
>
> 5) READ THIS BEFORE OPENING PACKAGE: According to certain suggested
> versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the primary particles
> constituting this product may decay to nothingness within the next four
> hundred million years.
>
> 6) THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the unlikely event that this
> merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic
> explosion will result.
>
> 7) PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any use of this product, in any
> manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the
> universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is
> warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the
> universe
>
> 9) BATTERIES not included
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