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Subject: Re: Am I sadistic or strategic?
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"Enig" <enig@the.pub> wrote in message
news:45a993a3$0$200$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com...
> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in
> news:Hhfqh.30607$k74.6036@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
> >
> > "I got gas" <help@me.please> wrote in message
> > news:431f7977$0$6805$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com...
> >> Gas on the lower colon.
> >>
> >> I silently released it in the produce section of a grocery store near
> >> an old married couple inspecting the green peppers on sale. Then I
> >> moved on.
> >>
> >> You should have seen the dirty look she gave her husband.
> >>
> >> It must've been a bad one, because five minutes later people were
> >> still rushing through the area. Grab a green pepper & run, So they
> >> wouldn't be blamed for it should someone else enter the invisible
> >> cloud a moment later.
> >>
> >> I released another one in the pop & chip Department near a woman in a
> >> wheel chair and her helper as cheese puffs were on sale too. I then
> >> left the store with my beer.
> >>
> >
> > It's when flatulance becomes lumpydulance without you noticing that
> > you're in trouble.
>
> I'm not nemo, but the little girl was cute, wasn't she?
>
They all were.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Nemo_in_Slumberland
Don't like the walking bed though. If I had one of those I'd be fatter
still!
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