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"I got gas" <help@me.please> wrote in message
news:431f7977$0$6805$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com...
> Gas on the lower colon.
>
> I silently released it in the produce section of a grocery store near an
old
> married couple inspecting the green peppers on sale. Then I moved on.
>
> You should have seen the dirty look she gave her husband.
>
> It must've been a bad one, because five minutes later people were still
> rushing through the area. Grab a green pepper & run, So they wouldn't be
> blamed for it should someone else enter the invisible cloud a moment
later.
>
> I released another one in the pop & chip Department near a woman in a
wheel
> chair and her helper as cheese puffs were on sale too. I then left the
store
> with my beer.
>
It's when flatulance becomes lumpydulance without you noticing that you're
in trouble.
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