NotTod@ay.com tossed this thought out into the electronic ether for all of us
here to read, and said.......
>
> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>
>>I thought I might stop by and see if this group were dead yet, and what do I
>>find? I find that my dear friend Fastman, whom I have known for many, many,
>>hmmmmmmmm, well for several years at best, is posting music files probably
in
>>an effort to drive former Attorney General Vacancy, oooops, I mean Vacco,
>>totally crazy. It should not be too much of a drive, probably a short
dog-leg
>>to the right!!!
>>How are you my height-challenged friend???
>
>Hmmmmm... do I sense a carefully contrived setup?
>In case your memory has slipped, I remind you that when last we spoke,
>you were very angry with me.
>Something about your not being dead, but getting phone calls asking
>anyway.
>So I got a minor detail wrong, jeesh!
>I am, after all this time, still a dunce.
>
>And, you cheap not dead person, I tell you again that 3' 9" is *very*
>tall for a dunce.
>
>I guess it's official: Krazy is either deceased, or he never was, or
>something like that. I do tend to get confused, at times.
>
>Sorry to have to be the one to tell you, old chum, but Aubergine, the
>Wayward Veggie, despite his continuing to post, is deceased also.
>
>I think I am the only living person left on Usenet.
>--
I am saddened to hear of Aubergine's death, but I am not at all surprised.
Krazy, if I recall, was already ill; perhaps he has passed; perhaps he hasn't.
I was most saddened to hear of my own death; I was never informed, and I guess
that is why I refused to go quietly. Forgive me for making a stink, albeit a
verbal one and not the result of some rotting horozontal attitude requiring
underground containment.
We all get older and as we do risk the chance that our bodies fail us. Mine is
falling apart right on schedule, as my doctors like to remind me. It may not
help that my second ex-wife is back in the boudoir and wearing me out on a
regular basis. I may not survive, but I will smile till the end. The poor
young girl has no respect for my need to rest and relax, but what is a man to
do. I have to keep her satisfied now, don't I? And being an outstanding blond
goddess, she is a tad lacking in the intelligence department. So what more
could a man ever ask for from a woman?
There are, of course, those of us that lose their minds first; case in point
your alleging that I am cheap. A very silly notion for sure; frugal is more
accurate. I have never been cheap. I have been fiscally responsible with my
funds, and I feel the need to be the same way with anyone else's. If I get
them mixed up together, well that is for the good of all. I like to look out
for other's best bank interests too. This is just my variation on generosity!
My altruistic nature. :-)
So my friend, glad to chat with you again. And actually you may well be the
last one left in Usenet. I am not sure. But if you are, please remember to
lock the door when you leave, and, oh yes, turn off the lights.
Adieu!!!
--
ILWT
wildman
Professor Emeritus
Retired
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