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From: Daytek <Daytek@isp.com>
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Subject: Re: Am I sadistic or strategic?
Date: 7 Sep 2005 21:16:04 -0500
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> On 7 Sep 2005 18:38:02 -0500, I got gas <help@me.please> wrote:
> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>Gas on the lower colon.
>>
>>I silently released it in the produce section of a grocery store near an
>>old married couple inspecting the green peppers on sale. Then I moved
>>on.
>>
>>You should have seen the dirty look she gave her husband.
>>
>>It must've been a bad one, because five minutes later people were still
>>rushing through the area. Grab a green pepper & run, So they wouldn't
>>be blamed for it should someone else enter the invisible cloud a moment
>>later.
>>
>>I released another one in the pop & chip Department near a woman in a
>>wheel chair and her helper as cheese puffs were on sale too. I then left
>>the store with my beer.
>
> Nice!
> --
>
>
> A dunce for all seasons.
>
>
> Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
>
Hey! I don't see you charging him the usual $19.95usd for "fragrance
release" to the public.
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