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| FastmanŽ (NoW@ayJose.com) |
2003/12/13 09:57 |
>NoW@ayJose.com tossed this thought out into the electronic ether for all of us
>here to read, and said.......
>>
>>
>>>NoW@ayJose.com tossed this thought out into the electronic ether for all of
>us
>>>here to read, and said.......
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>NoW@ayJose.com tossed this thought out into the electronic ether for all
>of
>>>us
>>>>>here to read, and said.......
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Didn't mean to pass over the accomplishments of your youngest one.
>>>>>>From the sounds of it, congratulations are in order, for the both of
>>>>>>you.
>>>>>>Congratulations!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>--
>>>>>
>>>>>Thank you very kindly, my friend. As you probably noted I am very proud of
>>>>>her. She continues to exceed expectations. I just spoke with her by
>>>telephone
>>>>>and she is "chomping at the bit" to return home for the holiday. I must
>>>admit
>>>>>I am rather anxious myself; I miss her a great deal!!!
>>>>
>>>>Question:
>>>>Are you able to keep the buttons on your shirt from popping off?
>>>>
>>>>Had I a daughter, I wish she could be yours.
>>>>Hey, wait just a damned minute, you keep you hands off of my mythical
>>>>wife.
>>>>You pervert!
>>>>
>>>>--
>>>
>>>You accuse me of putting my hands, fingers, etc. into other people's
>personal
>>>affairs? How on earth do you believe I ended up with such a wonderful
>>>daughter?
>>>Yes the buttons are popping off my shirt. And to add to the pride I feel for
>>>her, they have chosen her as a model for their promotional admissions
>>>literature and cited her as an example of the school's benefits!!!
>>
>>Good lord, man! What's next for her? I'd wager that if she got a
>>job, or a scholarship, so that you didn't have to foot the bill for
>>her schooling, you faint.<s>
>>
>>--
>
>Well I am considering negotiating a reduction of tuition based on the vast
>benefits she has brought to the school as a "model" student <S>!!!
As well you should! In fact, I'm surprised you haven't done more than
just consider it.
Old age?<G>
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