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Subject: Re: The Moose Is Loose
From: Woody@BlindWoody.com
Date: 10 Sep 2003 01:28:36 GMT
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> On 09 Sep 2003 06:08:14 GMT, Uncle_Sky@home.alone.invalid wrote:
>
> >> On 08 Sep 2003 22:00:51 GMT, Woody@BlindWoody.com wrote:
> >>
> >> >> On 08 Sep 2003 09:30:21 GMT, Woody@BlindWoody.com wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >> On 07 Sep 2003 23:22:25 GMT, Kr@zy. wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Frank McCoy <mccoyf@millcomm.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> Fastman® <NoW@ayJose.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >On 04 Sep 2003 00:44:30 GMT, Kr@zy. wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>HAAAA_LLLOOOOOOOOO!!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>I'm Krazy, and I wanna be your PREZ!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>Doesn't matter the country! I'm running.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>Local, state, province, district and natipnal.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>I wanna be YOUR PREZ!!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>So vote early!
> >> >> >> >> >>Vote often!!
> >> >> >> >> >>VOTE KRAZY!!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Paid for by Mooses for Krazy inc.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >You got my votes, but this place is very quite.
> >> >> >> >> >IOW, not many voters to sway.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> You got *my* vote.
> >> >> >> >> Only the competition is something fierce.
> >> >> >> >> I think most of the candidates have even Krazy looking sane.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Ahhh,thanks, I think.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >True though...
> >> >> >> >Nikita Dean
> >> >> >> >John Kerry, the French looking candidate
> >> >> >> >Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson with a personality>
> >> >> >> >Little Dicky Gephart
> >> >> >> >Hillary
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Hell...even a tree hugger would have to choose GW over these
> >> >> >> >bozo types.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >I had no chance in 2000. This time..two words. Jimmy Catyer..
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I see. And what am I, chopped moose liver?<s>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You're too short o be Prez. And ya goyya wear socks. No
> >> >> >excepyions.
> >> >>
> >> >> A hah! Blatant dunce discrimination! You will be hearing from my
> >> >> attorneys, sooner or later.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Oh yea...
> >> >
> >> >I'm afraid of Beatum, Cheatum and Runn!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >I'll see your Attorneys with a Horowitz. (the father, not the son),
> >> >and I'll raise you a Guido and Vito with bats.
> >>
> >> Bah! I have never used the services of the firm you mentioned.
> >> No, no... for all my Usenet career, it has always been,
> >> Mssrs. Bendem O. Ver & Makum Pay Lotsa, Esquires, LLC.
> >>
> >> And, furthermore, you bugger picking moose lover, both Guido AND Vito
> >> are faggots!
> >> Hah!
> >>
> >> Now, pipe your stuff in that smoke and... uh... wait a second,,,strike
> >> that.. uh... stuff your smoke and pipe that,,, uh,,, hold on,,,hold
> >> on... (gosh but I do get so confused sometimes)...OK, now I got it....
> >> that stuff in your pipe, smoke it!
> >
> >Is this where you were when you got lost and ended up in the other
> >place?
>
> I dunno. I got lost, remember?<s>
Yea...Lost in Space.
I bet you're a porky little dunce.<S>
--
Blind Woody
Mt. Butler Home for the Criminally Blind
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