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Subject: Re: The Moose Is Loose
Date: 9 Sep 2003 20:02:11 -0500
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On 09 Sep 2003 06:08:14 GMT, Uncle_Sky@home.alone.invalid wrote:
>> On 08 Sep 2003 22:00:51 GMT, Woody@BlindWoody.com wrote:
>>
>> >> On 08 Sep 2003 09:30:21 GMT, Woody@BlindWoody.com wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >> On 07 Sep 2003 23:22:25 GMT, Kr@zy. wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Frank McCoy <mccoyf@millcomm.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> Fastman® <NoW@ayJose.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >On 04 Sep 2003 00:44:30 GMT, Kr@zy. wrote:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >>HAAAA_LLLOOOOOOOOO!!
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>I'm Krazy, and I wanna be your PREZ!
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>Doesn't matter the country! I'm running.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>Local, state, province, district and natipnal.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>I wanna be YOUR PREZ!!
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>So vote early!
>> >> >> >> >>Vote often!!
>> >> >> >> >>VOTE KRAZY!!
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Paid for by Mooses for Krazy inc.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >You got my votes, but this place is very quite.
>> >> >> >> >IOW, not many voters to sway.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> You got *my* vote.
>> >> >> >> Only the competition is something fierce.
>> >> >> >> I think most of the candidates have even Krazy looking sane.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Ahhh,thanks, I think.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >True though...
>> >> >> >Nikita Dean
>> >> >> >John Kerry, the French looking candidate
>> >> >> >Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson with a personality>
>> >> >> >Little Dicky Gephart
>> >> >> >Hillary
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Hell...even a tree hugger would have to choose GW over these bozo
>> >> >> >types.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >I had no chance in 2000. This time..two words. Jimmy Catyer..
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I see. And what am I, chopped moose liver?<s>
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >You're too short o be Prez. And ya goyya wear socks. No excepyions.
>> >>
>> >> A hah! Blatant dunce discrimination! You will be hearing from my
>> >> attorneys, sooner or later.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >Oh yea...
>> >
>> >I'm afraid of Beatum, Cheatum and Runn!
>> >
>> >
>> >I'll see your Attorneys with a Horowitz. (the father, not the son), and
>> >I'll raise you a Guido and Vito with bats.
>>
>> Bah! I have never used the services of the firm you mentioned.
>> No, no... for all my Usenet career, it has always been,
>> Mssrs. Bendem O. Ver & Makum Pay Lotsa, Esquires, LLC.
>>
>> And, furthermore, you bugger picking moose lover, both Guido AND Vito
>> are faggots!
>> Hah!
>>
>> Now, pipe your stuff in that smoke and... uh... wait a second,,,strike
>> that.. uh... stuff your smoke and pipe that,,, uh,,, hold on,,,hold
>> on... (gosh but I do get so confused sometimes)...OK, now I got it....
>> that stuff in your pipe, smoke it!
>
>Is this where you were when you got lost and ended up in the other place?
I dunno. I got lost, remember?<s>
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