On Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:48:34 -0700, Jordon
<jordon@REMOVE~THISmyrealbox.com> wrote:
>
>> Its hard to find a unsecured AP nowadays and the library is all crowded and
>> smelly in Walla Walla.
>
>Walla Walla? Now it all makes sense.
>
>Take an onion with you to the library.
No, no, we're *WINE* snobs in Wally World now. Speaking of which,
there's a *NEW* ~tasting room~ opening up today!
...oh, wait, that happens every other fuckin day around here, never
mind.
Srsly waitin for the wine bubble to burst around here, boy it's gonna
be hilarious! Especially with no shortage of idiots like this:
: http://www.8bitvintners.com
Does he make wine? No. Did he make the label? No. Did he buy the
label, buy a bunch of unmarked wine from someone else and then stamp
said label onto it like it was something ~new~? Ayup, yup he did.
I've srsly been considering doing the same only calling it "HaCkErZ
wInE"...but the sad thing is, I don't think most people would even
realize at all that it's meant to be a sarcastic parody...and quite
frankly that scares the living shit outta me.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
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"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"Never use your own limitations as the basis of measuring a technology's worth."
"I don't make mistakes, I have other people to make mistakes for me."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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