In article <45f5d4e7.9027310.qmail@nym.alias.net>,
kidhacker@nym.alias.net (::KidHacker NP-b54) wrote:
> On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 15:17:47 -0400, "Wild Child"
> <WildChild2004@hush.com> wrote:
>
> :>This group use to be a little of everything, boy/man, boy/boy, boy/woman,
> :>boy/girl. Now it's all boy/boy or boy/man. There's at least 5 other
> :>boy/boy, boy/man groups out there, why did this too become one? Please
> :>throw us a bone and start bring back some boy/girl and boy/ woman vids.
>
> Sorry Charlie, but this isn't a seafood restaurant. At the prices
> you're paying, there's no menu to select from. You get the soup du
> jour and the catch of the day, which may be surf and turf, or surf, or
> turf, depending on the mood of the chefs. Tuna surprise is available
> only when it's in season, and it appears that it's currently out of
> season.
>
> Keep in mind, too, when you're dining at this free smorgasbord, that
> if the chefs have an especially bad hair day, or if they encounter too
> many customer complaints and annoyances, they may stop serving
> altogether.
>
> It's best to quietly check the daily specials on a regular basis, and
> if you don't see anything that suits you on a given day, just go to
> McDonalds and order a fish sandwich and a burger. You can have fries
> with that, if you like.
>
> KH NP-b54
Speaking as someone known for doing a lot of complaining, I can say that
if more of my complaints were as cleverly and humorously answered as
this reply, I would have fewer reasons to reply to the fallout.
KH has dished up a tasty metaphorical souffle that is as much a pleasure
to consume as it is nourishing for the mind to contemplate.
As I have often replied to these requests with much less artistic
flourish, I'll spare Wild Child the more mundane reply that I would
normally offer, save to add that L'enfant Savage will enjoy more of what
he craves in the near future as I am certain we have barely yet begin to
see the result of video camera-enabled cell phones in the hands of more
than 60% of children in the industrialized world.
My advice is not to create a secure, untraceable web site that invites
youngsters to submit their own homemade porn clips for a contest to win
the newest, coolest game system or multimedia player. Then, don't tell
them to upload the clips to your site along with their name, cell# and
address for you to contact them with the results of the contest.
Certainly don't use an anonymous email account to create a bogus MySpace
account to then publicize this web site. And whatever you do, don't
post the results of the contest entries in this group. All of those
things would be illegal, immoral, and unethical, thought they would
probably get you exactly what you were looking for, along with headlines
in every major newspaper and a legion of LEA on your trail.
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