| Re: Tuba Jokes |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/06/07 07:51 |
On Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:57:19 GMT, {;:Ruinpuck: <Ruin@notfor.you>
wrote:
>On Jun 6, 2008, WingedMessenger wrote:
>
>> "::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>> news:f61j4493f5dpcj9kakqcjuggulj2s6igfj@4ax.com:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Tuba Jokes
>>> =======
>>>
>>>
>>> What's the range of a tuba?
>>>
>>> Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
>>>
>>> ==========
>>>
>>> How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
>>>
>>> Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.
>>>
>>> ==========
>>>
>>> What's a tuba for?
>>>
>>> 1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."
>>>
>>> Note: in the USA, a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood,
>>> which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.
>>>
>>>
>>> ==========
>>>
>>> How do you fix a broken tuba?
>>>
>>> With a tuba glue.
>>>
>>> ==========
>>>
>>> These two tuba players walk past a bar...
>>>
>>> Well, it could happen!
>>>
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>>>
>>
>> Dont you think its time you had a vacation LOL.
>>
>> Mercury.
>
>I have to agree
Such adoring fans....
What an inspiration.
lol,
darkshadows
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