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Subject: Re: Saxophone Jokes
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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> Saxophone Jokes
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> How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb?
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> Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn
> would have done it.
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> What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?
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> 1 Lawn mowers sound better in small ensemles.
> 2 The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don't return
> it.
> 3 The grip.
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> What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?
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> The exhaust.
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> The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her
> saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now."
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> He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"
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> Small wonder we have so much trouble with air pollution in the world
> when so much of it has passed through saxophones.
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>
here we only have sax of potatoes LOL.
Mercury.
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