JaneBond - 2016notes.txt
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Jane Bond (1975)
Overview
Genre: Adult | Crime
Release Dates:
USA 15 February 1975 (Chicago, Illinois)
USA 28 March 1975 (Los Angeles, California)
USA May 1975 (New York City, New York)
Tagline: A new kind of thrill!
Plot: Secret agent Jane Bond is assigned to break up a heroin-smuggling ring operating out of Hong Kong.
Plot Keywords: Secret Agent | Heroin Smuggling | Breast Sucking | Cut Off Jeans | Hookah
Cast
Alicia
Val Anderson ... Madam Lee (as Valerie)
Debbie
Joan Devlon ... Jane Bond
Frank ... Frank
Bob Kirk ... Jane's Guy
Pat
Sammy
Vince
Directed by Bob Kirk
Distributors
* Video City (????) (USA) (VHS)
* Alpha Blue Archives (????) (USA) (VHS) (XXX double feature #22)
* Something Weird Video (SWV) (1999) (USA) (VHS)
* Something Weird Video (SWV) (2006) (USA) (DVD) (DVD-R)
* Alpha Blue Archives (2007) (USA) (DVD) (Spy Sex triple feature)
Additional Details
Also Known As:
"The Girl from A.U.N.T.I.E." - USA (alternative title)
Runtime: 59 min
Country: USA
Language: English
Color: Color
Filming Locations: Chinatown, San Francisco, California, USA
Did You Know?
Soundtrack:
Lazy Afternoon
- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141420/soundtrack
User Reviews:
Joan Devlon: Si; director Bob Kirk: NO!, 5 January 2011
Author: lor_ from New York, New York
Joan Devlon fans undoubtedly enjoy this extremely poorly made porn opus, courtesy of incompetent director Bob Kirk. If only she could have chosen her projects (and auteurs) more wisely.
It's not a bad idea -having Joan as a super spy, actually spoofing MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. (or Stefanie Powers in GIRL FROM U.N.C.L.E?) in addition to 007. But Frisco-based uber-hack Kirk botches everything, seemingly on purpose.
Joan is introed in bed with a lunk as Monty Norman's James Bond theme plays on the soundtrack, first of its many pirated appearances. After sex a phone call gives her a new assignment, so Jane (Joan) jumps into her trusty Dodge Charger heading for the airport.
She's off to Hong Kong to see Madame Lee about a heroin-smuggling ring, hiding the dreaded powder in art objects headed for San Francisco. That's basically the film's entire plot, but what Kirk does with it is abominable.
First off, Frisco's Chinatown is thoroughly unconvincing standing in supposedly for Hong Kong, after some stock footage of a Pan Am takeoff. But then Kirk has the temerity to use black actors in all the Asian roles -why??? In 1975 there were plenty of Oriental actresses in porn for him to take his pick, but no, that would be too minimally competent for the Kirkster. I will concede that Asian male porn stars (Bob Chinn certainly doesn't count) were nearly nonexistent, except for a guy I saw in a Lisa Lipps video over a decade later, but female talent should have sufficed.
So besides the black woman dressed in a Suzie Wong outfit to play Madame Lee we have a black guy calling himself Sun Yee as the arch villain, AKA Sidney Greentree, in a lame attempt to invoke those great WB villains circa MALTESE FALCON. Jane's outfit is called A.U.N.T.I.E., and there's a white guy supposedly sent by U.N.C.L.E. (no copyright infringement possible in Pornoland) who looks like Viggo Mortensen with a big dick (no, I don't know the size of Viggo's actual package, just describing the creep on screen).
Second half of the mercifully short feature is devoted to an endless, poorly photographed (distant camera, occasionally zooming in to capture a money shot, but with no editing) orgy in which soporific muzak versions of many hoary standards are played: "People", "Who Can I Turn To?", "Tenderly", "The Wonder of You", "Please Release Me", "Love Is Blue", "Softly As I Leave You", Misty" and my personal favorite "Lazy Afternoon". I'm getting sleepy just reading this list.
Film ends back in Frisco in the opening water bed set with Jane's guy turning out to be a bad guy all along, which really pisses off Jane as she catches him in bed with a black girl named Annie. (Mixed combo is the name of the game in this movie.) She zaps him with a sound-effect-only ray gun (WTF??) before Monty Norman's theme crescendos and we're out of here.
After seeing half a dozen of Bob Kirk's Frisco quickies I can only conclude the filmmaker had severe brain damage. Little did he know that intrepid mercenaries at companies like Alpha Blue and Something Weird would unleash his substandard junk to a whole new generation several decades later. Had he known, perhaps he would have tried harder, or not.
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Also Known As
Girl From A.U.N.T.I.E.
Jane Bond the Girl From AUNTIE
Minutes 59
Director Bob Kirk
Distributor Video City
Scene Breakdowns
* Scene 1. Joan Devlon, Bob Kirk
* Scene 2. Joan Devlon, Val Anderson, Frank Ford
* Scene 3. blonde, brun, Joan Devlon, Val Anderson, 2 guys, black_guy
* Scene 4. black_girl, Bob Kirk
http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/review/xxx-spy-sex-o-rama-triple-feature
Released on: 1/19/2008
Reviewed by Flash on 7/21/2014
Distributor: Alpha Blue Archives [see DVD730]
Jane Bond
Movie Specs:
Genres: Golden Age Classic, Feature Film
Also known as: The Girl From A.U.N.T.I.E., Jane Bond the Girl From A.U.N.T.I.E.
Run Time: 57 minutes
Rated: X
Release Year: 1973
Director: Bob Kirk
Written by: uncredited
Credited Cast: Debbie, Sammy, Pat, Vince, Valerie, Alicia, Frank
Actual Known Cast: Val Anderson, Joan Devlon, Frank Ford, Bob Kirk
Release Specs:
Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono
Subtitles: none
Video: Full Screen, 1.33:1
The Movie
Jane Bond is a low budget quickie from the early 70s, which I'm assuming was made to cash in on the James Bond and The Man From U.N.C.L.E. craze, although I can't recall Jane's last name ever being mentioned within the film. The only connection the film makes with the James Bond series is the ripped off music from James Bond films. Having never seen The Man From U.N.C.L.E., I don't know if there is any resemblance within the film to that television series, but I seriously doubt it. The plot for the film is that Jane (Joan Devlon) from AUNT is to go to Hong Kong and make contact with Madame Lee (Val Anderson) to find out how a powerful drug cartel is getting their heroin from Hong Kong into the United States. That is pretty much the extent of the plot, a few seconds here and there, with everything conveniently falling into place.
The entire film is amateurish, even for early 70s standards. The film appears to have been shot in San Francisco, California. Even the portion that takes place in Hong Kong, complete with signs visible in English. This, is just the tip of the iceberg though. The cast in some portions of the film are conversing with the director on what to do, and other topics. There are places where the cast look to the director for guidance. None of this has been edited out of the final release. In another inexplicable move, it appears that African-American actors and actresses were used for Hong Kong, instead of Chinese as one would expect.
With the plot and the production values shot, the only remaining aspect of the film is the sex. In some cases the sex scenes are fine. They are rather standard fare for the time. In some cases the sex scenes are poor. Take for instance the orgy scene, which encompasses almost half of the run time of the film. The scene is poorly edited, has massive amounts of talking with the director, and could have been about half of the time that it runs. Unless you have an extreme need to see this film, I would pass.
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DRAGON ART THEATRE DOUBLE FEATURE VOL 198 : GIRL FROM A.U.N.T.I.E. / DIARY OF AN EROTIC WRITER - DVD-R
After beginning the day by bouncing up and down on her bearded boyfriend "The Kid" (that's what his tattoo reads), Miss Bond gets her assignment (in a phone booth) from the secret organization known as A.U.N.T. and is off to break up a heroin ring in Hong Kong. Hong Kong, however, looks suspiciously like early seventies San Francisco. Nevertheless, after knocking out some bad guy with a sound effect. Jane makes contact with the notorious Madame Lee...who looks suspiciously like an African American with a monstrous bush. Madame Lee offers to show Jane some "rituals of relaxation..." which looks suspiciously like some good ol mouth to nookie lesbian love. In the middle of their sapphic stylings, some guy named Frank casually enters the room and just as casually joins in. Secret agents are so wacky.
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