On 20 Jun 2015 13:29:05 -0700, nicegentle
<nicegentle_member@newsguy.com> wrote:
>In article <a45boah8spe8sfniur3o1lqvd82gmvoqm2@4ax.com>, Ardvark says...
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>>On 19 Jun 2015 19:47:14 -0700, nicegentle
>><nicegentle_member@newsguy.com> wrote:
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>>>In article <55844a6e$0$32441$c3e8da3$cc4fe22d@news.astraweb.com>, Ardvark
>>>says...
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>>>Not to mention her asshole.
>>>
>>>She's not the prettiest gal in the world, put I'd have my nose right up her butt
>>>for sure.
>>>
>>>She's been one of my favorites.
>>>
>>>-nice
>>Yea, some comments I've seen are: "with a bag over her head, she's
>>perfect!" :)
>>Like you, if she knocked on my door I would invite her in ...
>>A.
>
>Thank you for Velma.
>
>I'm going backwards through the group postings and realizing that I'm seeing
>things in the wrong order :-)
>
>Now I'm gonna' go in the right order.
>
>I have a "Velma" subdirectory and I've always thought she was incredibly sexy.
>
>Forty years ago an old pervert that owned an Indian motorcycle shop was me and
>my friends' hero. He was perhaps the filthiest, most perverse man in the world.
>Walked around with tobacco juice and grease on his sleeveless t-shirt all the
>time. He always had multiple young women around (We all had some concerns about
>the ages of the girls).
>
>He gave us all some wisdom that has abided with me until this day.
>
>When were down at his shop, we would take note of good-looking women who would
>walk by.
>
>He would typically say: "That's not the one you want".
>
>If there was anyone new with us would had not yet been enlightened by this great
>man's philosophy, they would ask "Why not?"
>
>Our hero and role model would answer something like:
>
>"That girl 'aint gonna; give you what you want - she doesn't have to. She's got
>every dick in town chasing after her. She probably wouldn't let you smell where
>she shits" (this is an exact quote). "Look at her - she's got fuckin' makeup all
>over her face, she's got all sorts of bullshit jewelry and would probably take
>you for every penny you got." "She probably wipes her ass a hundred times" (this
>last is an exact quote)
>
>He went on to say:
>
>"It's the girls that are a little bit plain that you want to go after - they're
>not all fucked in the head because of their beauty" as he spit tobacco juice on
>the floor of his shop. "Besides, what the fuck do you care - you get used to
>how somebody looks real quick, don't you?"
>
>"No, you want to just be a little bit nice to a plain-looking girl and she'll
>fall in love with you. And she'll probably do any fucking thing you want."
>
>He also advised us of the importance of looking into a girl's eyes and realizing
>when she's trying to say "I'd like be dirty if you want". He sort of taught us
>what to look for in a girl's eyes.
>
>I've noticed that very few of the glamorous ladies in the world have "the look".
>Nope, they probably would never let you put your nose in their asshole.
>
>Both Samantha Jane and Velma are a little bit plain (These are the type of
>ladies I'm attracted to since knowing my old mentor) and they both have "the
>look". Plus they both have nice pronounced sort of wet-looking cunts and
>assholes.
>
>Back to my old friend and mentor....
>
>I have considered myself to be incredibly blessed by knowing this wizened old
>sage and receiving this particular piece of knowledge from him. It has certainly
>enriched my life.
>
>His advice has proven to be both true and effective.
>
>I miss him very much
>
>-nice
I've had to live a long time to realize you shouldn't judge
people by how they look.
Another good story, ng. Thanks for sharing.
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