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http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/apr/13/ted-cruz-texas-ban-sex-
toys-case-2007
per Ted Cruz as solicitor general of Texas in 1307, "There is no
substantive due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-
medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal
relationship."
per Ted Cruz, the state of Texas has a substantive interest in making
sure you don't masturbate unless it's to make a baby (is Texas clear on
where babies come from?)
trying to follow this... if you live in Texas you have to drive to a
different state to jerk off?
but the Constitution guarantees that you and the rest of your milita can
defend yourselves by walking down my street with loaded semi-automatics
just don't masturbate while you're doing it; in fact, it's best if you
don't even look at the barrel of your weapon
mjello
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It's when people start saying, "Please just shut the fuck up
and go the fuck away."
- on Crossing the Jenner Line
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