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| Zaphod |
| Proudly Presents |
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| Mobsters and Mormons (2005-PG) |
| https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0439707/ |
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T H E P L O T
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When Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify
against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his
wife, Gina and his teenage son, Vincent.
Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent
to suburban Utah to begin their new life.
But can the "Cheesemans" survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all
coffee is bad, and scrapbooking reigns supreme?
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T H E B O Y S
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Christian Claflin (as Bryan James)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1861569/
Joshua Claflin (as Robbie)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1854536/
Clint Cowdell (as Neighbor Ryan's Son #1)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5245676/
Cody Cowdell (as Neighbor Ryan's Son #2)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5245599/
Ethan Lyde (as Young Jaymes Boy)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1727599/
and a few other uncredited 'peripheral' Cuties...
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T H E T E C H S P E C S
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Type ...............: MPEG (.MPG/.MPEG/.VOB)
Filesize ...........: 7,256,616,960 bytes
Running Time .......: 1:51:55
Video Info
Video Codec ........: MPEG-2
Resolution (DAR) ...: 853 x 480 (AR: 1.778:1)
FPS ................: 29.970
Video Bitrate ......: 6501 kb/s
Bits per Pixel .....: 0.628 bpp
Standard ...........: NTSC
Audio Info
Audio Codec ........: AC3
Audio Bitrate ......: 192 kb/s [2 channel(s)] CBR
Sample Rate ........: 48000 Hz
Language ...........: English
Subtitles ..........: English, Spanish, English Closed-Captions
IMDb ...............: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0439707/
Source .............: Untouched Halestorm Entertainment NTSC DVD9
Quality (1-5) ......: 5
Origin .............: Zaphod Bought
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T H E E X T R A S
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Commentary Track with Writer/Director/Producer John Moyer
Outtakes (6:07)
Featurette: Behind the Scenes - Mobster Memoirs (7:25)
Deleted Scenes (6:00)
4 TV Spots (1:25)
Trailers
Take a Chance (2006)(1:18)
Suits on the Loose (2005)(2:05)
Church Ball (2006)(1:00)
Piccadilly Cowboy (2007)(:55)
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T H E N O T E S
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Okay, so Zaphod was hoodwinked, hoaxed, bamboozled, lead down the primrose
path, had the wool pulled over his eyes (all four of them!) and was taken for
a ride when it came to the On-Topicness of this movie.
From the DVD cover, a synopsis I read somewhere, and a video clip on a web-
site, I was under the impression that it would contain a much more substan-
tive amount of Cuties than it turned out to. There are basically two scenes
where boys are the focal point for the camera, one for about a minute, the
other for maybe thirty seconds...
It's not a bad movie at all, and has some very funny situations and a couple
of laugh-out-loud moments (especially watch Carmine telling the story of the
Three Little Pigs starting at the 32:35 point -- it's a riot!).
Bottom line: For OT-ness, it fails miserably, but for an enjoyable 97 minutes
of humor, I can recommend it and give it about a 7 :)
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