Please Mr. Postman _sitkaman repost.txt
This was the 317th post made to abdec. It was posted by dKong on January 5, 2005.
I don't have any of the original NFO or cover files that might have posted with this film.
Produced in 1981. English. Run time of 1:12:09. DVD size of 3507.970048 MB.
This is a homemade NTSC DVD produced from a VHS tape.
NEWTY posted a homemade DVD version on June 18, 2009.
Posted June 1, 2015 by sitkaman.
IAFD Data
http://www.iafd.com/title.asp?title=Please+Mr%2E+Postman&year=1981
Please Mr. Postman (1981)
Distributor: VCA
Compilation: No
Director: Louis Lewis
Minutes: 72
All-Girl: No
All-Male: No
Actresses
Anna Turner
Tigr (as Chelsea McClane) [LezOnly]
Erica Boyer [Anal]
Lynx Canon (as Gean Damage) [LezOnly]
Holly McCall
Loni Sanders [Facial]
Misty Regan (as Misty) [Facial]
Nicole Black (as Nicole Noir)
Sonya Summers [Facial]
Phaery I. Burd (as Tress Dover)
Actors
Blair Harris
Mike Horner (as Don Hart) [BJOnly]
Jesse Adams (as Jessie Adams)
Mario Lewis
Michael Morrison
Paul Thomas
Perry Mann
Richard Jackson
Richard Pacheco (as Richard Pecheko)
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Loni Sanders, Jesse Adams
Scene 2. Anna Turner, Phaery I. Burd, Richard Jackson
Scene 3. Tigr, Lynx Canon
Scene 4. Loni Sanders, Richard Pacheco
Scene 5. Misty Regan, Sonya Summers, Blair Harris, Mike Horner, Perry Mann
Scene 6. Holly McCall, Paul Thomas
Scene 7. Erica Boyer, Nicole Black, Michael Morrison
DVD Rear Cover Description:
From the pages of Penthouse, the Lewis Brothers of Detroit bring you their sexsational new discovery, Loni Sanders. Perhaps the most beautiful new star to heat up the adult scene, she was recently unveiled in a very revealing Penthouse layout. The pages come to life as Loni sparks a cast, including Chic covergirl Nicole Noir, Chelsea McClane and almost a dozen other ladies in "Please Mr. Postman". Making her rounds as the first postwoman in a small town, Loni delivers some mysterious plain brown wrapped packages. Needless to say, their often unusual contents prompts some sizzling action to warm up your screen. Please Mr. Postman delivers...and so does she.
IMDb User Reviews:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127124/
She Delivers (and Then Some !)
One of the lesser known "Lewis Brothers" flicks also proves to be one of their best. Producer Elliot started the whole myth, engaging various friends to pose as "brother" Louie and "sister" Joann, making their way across the US of A to shoot cheap 'n' cheerful carnal quickies that made good many times on their initial investment. The fact that they always managed to get hold of some of the biggest names in the business certainly didn't hurt matters either. What people often seem to forget about the Golden Age is that both the talent pool and number of films produced was but a minuscule fraction of what we have today. To put it bluntly, if performers wanted to put bread on the table, they couldn't afford being picky about the projects they appeared in. Not that the Lewis Brothers represented some kind of industry nadir, far from it. Their frugally produced features frequently looked as though they'd spent a budget several times bigger than they actually had thanks to their photography and editing skills.
Their mainstream knockoff 8 TO 4 (take a wild guess !) may have been their most financially rewarding title but was somewhat overrated by both fans and critics alike at the time. Being a huge Veronica Hart fan, I would personally place TOUCH ME IN THE MORNING (taking its title from a syrupy Diana Ross ballad) at the top of my list. PLEASE MR POSTMAN and MEMPHIS CATHOUSE BLUES would share a close second place, well ahead of TRASHI, BRIEF AFFAIR and HER WICKED WAYS. I'm not even going to mention "11" or LADIES NIGHT ! The premise is simplicity itself. Overworked postal delivery person Barbara Cohen (Loni Sanders) barely has time for a quickie with fellow postie Jesse Adams, the guy on the boat with Sharon Kane in SMALL TOWN GIRLS, before both have to rush out for their daily delivery rounds. The letters and parcels they deposit provide the set-up for the various erotic episodes.
When a freshly developed home movie turns out to be a porno loop (featuring, for the record, Phaery I. Burd, Anna Turner and an uncredited Shaun Costello), the action on screen is mirrored by Tigr and Lynx Canon (a/k/a "Jean Damage" from Fred Lincoln's SAME TIME, EVERY YEAR) in a tremendous Sapphic number. I particularly like Tigr acting all flabbergasted by the movie, effectively leading into Lynx's masterful seduction of her inexperienced girlfriend. Luscious Loni actively takes part next in the Nina Franks shrine sequence with Richard Pacheco as a doting fan mistakes her for a famous actress and requests her to model a lacy bit of lingerie she wore in "her last film with Al Pacino". Charming interaction and superb chemistry highlight this sparkling encounter that rightfully plays to the performers' strengths. While he's being all funny and nervous, tripping over his pants in excitement, she's adorable and giggly.
At one hour and 15 minutes, this snappily paced movie never wears out its welcome, juggling sex scenes with deftly executed bits of physical comedy as Loni and Jesse struggle to make their deliveries, scored with a brass band rendition of "Oh, Suzanna". It should also have great crossover appeal. The sex, which I would categorize as good-natured raunch, will satisfy the most hard-up of rain-coaters while the breezy and often surprisingly sophisticated humor could quite easily win over the couples crowd. In fact, if there's one drawback to this flick it's the sparing use made of its shining star, the elusive Loni Sanders, the Jane Seymour of porn and perhaps most memorable as Shaun Costello's BEAUTY. A mere two sex scenes in the first half hour represent but a meager harvest for stargazing fan boys. The Lewis Brothers tried to make up for this oversight with another vehicle for her talents, the supremely silly EVERY WHICH WAY SHE CAN, forcing her to portray a Stetson-wearing wrestler named "Clit Westwood" !
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