On Thu, 16 Sep 2010 13:45:58 +1000, hopper
>Pixie <Pixie@AnnWheatley.com.invalid>wrote:
>>On Thu, 16 Sep 2010 11:11:33 +1000, hopper
>>
>/snip
>
>>>Sounding IT out one quickly discovers there is no real
>>>substance in anything IT posts.
>>>
>/snip
>
>>>Another is IT's claim IT was an "electrical inspector".
>>>Elsewhere IT states the only electrical experience IT
>>>actually has was gained whilst working for a battery
>>>recycler.. collecting Lead(PB)...!!
>>>
>>Absorbed too much of it, I reckons.../laff
>>
>Given the BS It posts I suspect NONE of it is the
>Truth.
>That leaves... genetic defect as the cause.
>
His Mother sucked lead pencils??
rofl...
>What the pediatrician denied IT's Mum, we (NGs all
>
I'm rather enjoying watching his fallout in this group. He doesn't
know shit from clay regarding embroidery. He is applying graphics
conversion principles to embroidery, that just aren't true.
He can babble on all he wants. I know what I am talking about in
regards to embroidery, you know what you are talking about in regards
to computers...
He hasn't got a hope in hell of upsetting this group on either
platform. Best he tries a group where they don't know what they are
talking about, cos this group is not for him.
>/snip
>
>>>Me, tis plenty enough (contribution)... I am off to the
>>>shops to get some fishing gear for the weekend.
>>>An' not forgetting Lunch with the masses at the
>>>flashest trough (bar) I can enter... in me thongs:-D
>>>
>>>http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2010/09/15/126841_local-news.html
>>>Bring it on Oprey... yer in for a HUGE shock..!!
>>> /FOMCLMAO
>
I reckons it is you that is in for the big shock.../laff
"Gudday... you want fries with that?"... /snigger...
>>Prolly is... /grin
>>
>I have no doubt.!.. and I would say herself will have
>plenty to share it with... 300 of the monsters are
>going to come along..!
>
300 Yanks spend a lot on croc shoes and handbags.../grin
Ka ching, ka ching...
I know a handbag shoppe in Cairns that is workin' overtime at the
moment makin' bags and wallets....!!
They make THE most beautiful burgundy croc stuff... /sigh!
>>You had to read it in the paper?
>>Oh, Aunty wouldun report such "trash" in the evening?
>>
>I actually got it off the www.News.
>Aunty wouldn't touch Oprey with a wide angle lens..!!
>baaa B00m...!
>[lafff]
>
We'll see... /grin... would you 'fess up if'n just one Oprah news
story makes it to Aunty??
I'll take that bet.../grin... what do I win?? Sucker's bet!
/laff
>>Scoff all you want. The Far North needs the dollars. And She's BIG
>>tourist dollars. This will be bigger than the Olympics. Betcha.
>>
>You hear we (.au taxpayers) are coughing up ~$2.3M to
>accommodate her and that entourage.. as a "tourism
>project"??
>WTF..!
>THAT makes me think of voting for the other side this
>year :-/
>
You is not listening with your financial head.
You got any idea how many 10's of millions we (the taxpayer) spent on
that naff "where the bloody hell are ya?" campaign?? Biggest "bingle"
of a backstep in Aus tourism history...
This (spend) is NUFFIN' compared to that disaster. And we will get it
all back in spades. Have you got any idea how many ppl are booking
flights just to be here at the same time??
300 Yanks, plus studio crew will spend $2.3M in ONE DAY! And then
there are the hangers on that are coming at their own expense!
QANTAS alone is just peein' itself wiff excitement!
It's just a small tme She is gonna be here, but it's gonna be worth a
fortune in tourist dollars.
>And yes, sadly, as this Aussie GenY embraces the
>rapaciousness of "the great American way", there are
>folks who will make big money from the tour.. even if
>it never happens.
>
I doan mind Oprah. I get a bit sick of Her "I can't help I'm fat"
spiel... a hint Oprah... stop putting Twinkies in your mouth...
/laff
But I like Her style.
>Oprey mebbe reads my post herself may start looking..
>and do some of that American "kicking ass" because of
>the trip timing.. mheheh
>
Yeah... bit of a bad time to go to Queensland.../laff
But Sydney and Melbourne should make up for Qld's shortcomings.
/laff
>>They was saying on the news this morning that WA is wanting to pay for
>>Her 300 desciples to stay over there, cos at the moment She is
>>snubbing WA.
>>
>They are welcome to her :->
>Her would be better off too..!
>"Typically Seppo (read = furriner) FUBAH".. herself
>and/or her minders have not thought this (trip) out
>very well, at all.
>
Hopper... think of the dollars... that's all you have to think about.
She's not lookin' to emigrate.../laff
In the spirit of tourism... embrace it!
>December any year has to be the peak of the _worst_
>time to visit FNQ.. and Cairns especially so.
>
She will love it... get a bit of Vegemite into Her and She woan feel a
thing.../grin
They only see rain over there... it's never sunny in Chicago!
Cairns will be a novelty for Herself!
And do you honestly think, anyone is gonna let a fly get anywhere near
Her!! /laff... She is a protected species. There will be a spraying
campaign to get rid of them before She gets there.../grin
Enjoy it!
>Between the March flies (huge suckers in Cairns, near
>on a foot across the wing span!), the mating Crocs,
>Cyclones (hurricanes) and constantly drumming tropical
>have a ball..!!... well at least _o n e_ -- served "a
>la carte" and previously hanging off her #One
>minder..!!
> /LMAO
>
Tourism is the only reason to go there... not much else there but
shoeless kids and pantsless old blokes.../laff
Mebbe I should email Oprah and tell Her to not "look down"...
/laff
>http://www.cairns-australia.com/cairns-weather.html
>http://www.exploroz.com/Forum/Topic/55222/March_Flies.aspx
>http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/thread.jspa?threadID=1506527
>
>
>>Units will be full of paying customers... you just think about that!
>>
>All locked in and grizzling.. as disgruntled/disappointed terrorists
>are wont to do :-/
>
As long as they pay in advance.../grin
>I can hear it now..
>"Gawd Damn..!.. these fries are limp..!"
>
You will have to pull a double shift at the drive through.../laff
>>You might wanna move out over December. All you will hear is 'Merkin
>>accents for a while!
>> /grin
>>
>Don't you worry abowd dat... I am loaded for Grizzly at our place.
>One "yew cute thang" twang in the air and 'kapow'..
>it's flying "asshole", everywhere :->>>>>>>>>>>
>
You are gonna haveta leave town for a few days.../laff
You will get arrested... /chortle...
I will be watching the news...mehehe.
>>She ain't visiting the Bush... we're safe down here in the sticks!
>>
>Yeh.. like a tram trip to your door.. you suburbanite
>regionalist you..!
>
>/ducks
>
/sniffs fresh country air... suffer in yer stubbies, you schitty
schlicker!
>>We can just watch Her on telly...
>>/laff
>>
>hah..!!
>
>/hands over mouf
>/splutter
>
>See,, shot down by your own utterance.. since
>when has "the Bush" gottin TV??
>
Oh, diddun I tell ya?
We got satellite to the drive in, we all jump in the ute and spend
Saturday nights catching up on reruns under the stars...
Just plug the speaker into the cigarette lighter... throw the blankie
in the back... no march flies here...
/snigger...
>Out here (boonies) we are still trying to figure what
>to do about avoiding the family block of eight members..!
>Some are talking about loading a satellite with
>blankets and aiming it at the moon.. for a direct hit..!
>That will stuff the menstrual cycle..!
> /LMAO
>
You would have it worse than it already is?... Brave is you!
Lots to learn about wimmins has you... lots to learn.
>In parting?
>Stupidest idea I ever heard is Oprey bringing a crowd
>of Seppos over here in December.. I can hear the Whine
>out of Kentucky in January 2011 now..!!
>
You think, that 300 Yanks are gonna knock back a free holiday to
anywhere, after just going through the Depression they just did??
Nah... yer dreamin'... dreamin' I tell ya!
>And that from the ones who get past surviving day-01..!
>Someone eMail Oprey and give the woman the "good oil".. mheh heh
>
She could buy Texas... /laff... Herself doan need advice on "oil".
You just be nice to the tourists... you live in the feral land where
tourism rules.... you should be used to it!
You will be whining louder than they.../grin
This I knows!
>/skips rope
>
Nah, you ain't! That would hurt at the moment. Hurt like hell.
Mebbe next week you could get a bit of a jog up... not at the moment.
Pixie :-))
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