In article <4b85f686$0$248$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>, Group_Troll
<GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote:
> FROM: " +Grant. " <+Grant@grant.grant>
>
> > In article <4b84a2f4$0$26245$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>, Group_Troll
> > <GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote:
> >
> >> FROM: " +Grant. " <+Grant@grant.grant>
> >>
> >> > In article <1q86o5l8394e3j1p2d746tbl4ivgo6aend@4ax.com>, Rebulon
> >> > Ruster <reb.ruster@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:15:12 -0500, Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com>
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >in this case there is one little thing you might want to consider
> >> >> >on
> >> a
> >> >> >day so dreary, while you're weak and weary, pondering on the
> >> >> >nature
> >> of
> >> >> >the troll knocking on our chamber door; do real trolls ever post
> >> >> >through Newscene? Quoth this Usenet Maven, "Nevermore".
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Mover, the Troll Maven LOL
> >> >>
> >> >> Leave no token of that lie that thou hast spoken, take thy nose
> >> >> from our my business, get thy form from off my group. Spoke the
> >> >> Craven, Nevermore. (Wih apologies to EAP.)
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > Entertaining thread. LOL
> >> >
> >> > More!
> >> > Whose going to Usher in The Telltale Masked Red Cask of Heart-Wine?
> >> > It would be the Pits if you two don't Pendulum again. LOL
> >> >
> >> > Group Troll needs a name. I nominate "eep".
> >>
> >> A person with the name of Grant,
> >> Must be a person who cannot rant,
> >> So fuck-off shit face,
> >> You are the lame duck,
> >> Who showed your face too late.
> >>
> >
> > Do I detect a little bit of negativity here? Animalosity? LOL
> >
> > Some corrections for you eep:
> > I can rant and did before. No need for it here.
> > There is already a lame duck (quacker) who hates me but I don't read
> > his posts who can't be me. You missed. LOL
> > There is no "too late" to encourage interesting posts.
> > And last but not least, your limerick was a pretty poor attempt. Be
> > glad I got to it before the self-appointed critic Mover did. LOL
> >
> > One question. How can you "troll from within" unless we swallow you?
> > Incompatible with soap? Would need a lot of hot sauce! LOL
> >
> > One request. Please don't tell the "truth" about Reb or anybody else.
> > Unless you can make it funny. LOL
> >
>
> I cannot make it funny so I will keep my mouth shut.
>
> I am bored and shall be moving on for now.
Don't move! Sure you can make it funny. Try this for starters:
Say Reb is Frogbutt. We know he isn't so that makes it slightly
amusing, but add in that he hinted that you were, when it's obvious you
aren't, then it gets actually funny. Add to that Reb's comment about
style matching, which in reality HE writes in attitude more like Froggy
than you do, and that makes it VERY funny.
See? it's not hard to be funny. LOL
Mover, humor coach
Pee eSS
Sorry, Reb. You opened the door. Reversal is fair. What's goosed is
worth a gander. I think it was something like that. Anyway... Honk!
AND, Grant already named him "eep". AND AND, he's MY pet. LOL
Pee Pee eSS
It looks like I should explain what my "So, you can make The Fort go
down on you?" means. In the US, "going down" on someone means to give
oral sex, hence, my subsequent "Oh, that sucks!" comment. Now those of
you who didn't get it the first time, may express your appreciative
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