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Date: 23 Feb 2010 22:07:02 -0600
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FROM: Rebulon Ruster <reb.ruster@gmail.com>
> On Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:31:22 -0500, Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
>
> The Care and Feeding of Your Troll: A Primer
> ===========================
>
> So, you've brought home a new Internet Troll. Congratulations! If you
> are a first timer having a troll, you may have questions. Here are a
> few suggestions so that you and your troll can live in karmic balance.
> Now remember, each troll is different and your results may vary.
> However, this primer should help you get on your way. Welcome to the
> world of having a troll!
>
> How do I refer to my troll now that I have him/her?
>
> First, your troll may show up already named. Yet, you will find the
> ihateyou or yousuck. Never fear, you can always change their name. If
> this is your first troll, I find that it is best to give him/her a
> soothing, happy name to remind you that they are really just helpless,
> sad creatures. A good name can make all the difference! I recommend
> something like FluffyLoveBunny or Silly Billy Chickie Boo. How scary
> is that? Not so much.
>
> So your troll has a name! Congratulations! You are on your way!
>
> How do I discipline my new troll?
>
> Now as trolls are known to do, yours may act up from time to time. He
> or she may get down right nasty and vicious towards you. Remember:
> That is in their nature. They are inbred to act that way. It is just
> NOT their fault. (And rumor has it most of them were dropped on their
> head often as tiny, baby trolls.) Of course, your first instinct as
> you get used to your new troll is to lash out and want to punish them
> for being so incorrigible. That would be your first mistake! It only
> encourages their behavior. The best way to keep your little
> FluffyBunnyLove in harmony with you and your home is to ignore him or
> her. Unlike their human counterparts, neglect keeps trolls
> temperamentally neutral. Allowing them to see your anger or pain at
> their behavior merely encourages them to keep it up and makes them
> raging mean. Neglect. Ignore. Restore (the balance). Those are the
> keys to disciplining your new troll.
>
> Now that I have a new troll, what do I feed him?
>
> Like any wild animal, it is important to understand the indigenous
> nature of their diet. Your new troll may try to convince you that the
> best thing you can feed him is a diet of your anger, frustration and
> away with anything they possibly can. It would be a mistake to listen
> to them. Your anger, frustration and pain is their main source of
> of ambivalence and ignorant bliss to maintain their puny stature. As
> much as you want to punish him or her, remember that little
> FluffyLoveBunny needs to be ignored after he or she comes home with
> you. A steady diet of neglect will keep you living in harmony with
> your new troll!
>
> Where do I keep my new troll?
>
> That is a great (and normal) question! As with any troll, he or she
> will want to be front and center in your life. He or she will want
> your never-ending attention at all times. It is their nature.
> However, to live successfully with your new troll, you must remember
> to keep him or her locked in a corner or sitting so far in the back of
> the room that you forget her or she is there. Remember: Neglect
> meant to be.
>
> What if my troll runs away from me and never returns? Does this mean
> I failed as a troll owner?
>
> Absolutely not! In fact, just the opposite. If your troll gives up
> in frustration and leaves you for another, that simply means you have
> done a good job in the care and feeding of your troll. Pat yourself
> on the back. You deserve it!
>
> However, remember this: The troll population is diverse and re-spawns
> troll may follow you home. But, with this handy primer, you will be
> ready for the care and feeding of your troll!
>
> Good luck with your new troll! May your journey be swift and
> painless!
>
> ==You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after
> they've tried everything else.
> Winston Churchill==
(sniff) that's so beutifull! however, it is motherfuckers like yourself
that post damn truthfull shit like the above that ruins my chance of
suckcessfully trolling anyone in this group.
So I may have to go suck in a different group for if I don't suck in here
then I must suck elsewhere.
But wait a minute Reb old buddy!
What if tell the truth about you?
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