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Subject: Re: OUCH! Re: MY DAMN RULES!! Re: Rules
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:03:43 -0500
From: Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.chakotay
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In article <4b5396f4$0$207$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>, Group_Troll
<GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote:
> FROM: Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com>
>
> > In article <5ivrk5lcqkme5n0d4alhugkrt5sq89j7vk@4ax.com>, Rebulon Ruster
> > <reb.ruster@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:13:07 -0500, Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >In any event, I advise you not to try to chuckle and burp at the same
> >> >time. Baaaaaaad thing happens. I know. And if you add the
> simultaneous
> >> >snort, well, you might live through it, but you could look a little
> >> >different, and quack like a goosed duck for a while. Take this
> warning
> >> >seriously (really) and DON'T DO IT! LOL
> >> >
> >> >Mover, quacking up.
> >>
> >> Pass him a seltzer and he may shut up.
>
> BAH! (snort) seltzer bloats me. Whiskey makes the pain go away.
Go away where?
> >
> >
> > Oh no, I like him. He's good for a laugh, like my other pets. I know he
> > likes me too, but he's too shy to purr when I pet him.
> >
> > Mover, the pet petter. LOL
> >
>
> NO! NO! You rub my fur the wrong way when you pet me and it hurts.
> Also, I have sensitive skin. I go to the Vet twice a week. Could you help
> with my expenses $$?
No unauthorized bills.
You have to like my petting. You're a pet. You don't get a choice. LOL
> I have been a troll with no group to call home since Obama got in office.
> I was evicted from my home under the bridge.
> U.S. Government needed the space for released pedos to live there.
> Now I wander thru the meadow, waller in the gutter, sneek thru humans
> backyards, and humans call me a monster.
> But thanks to my fake ID, I collect $1100 USD welfare every month.
> But I still desire roadkill and eat from garbage cans.
It would be interesting to view your roadkill collecting technique. For
instance, how do you avoid becoming roadkill yourself? Assuming you
have. Hmm, is that why you limp? Or is that limp wrist from another
cause? LOL
You said humans call you a monster. I'd like to call you too. What's
your number?
I believe you hate getting wet. Really I do (sniff-gag), but I don't
believe you can't jump. A needle can prove my point. LOL
I don't like you playing with Reb. Sure he's a nice guy but you're MY
pet. I'm jealous and I don't want to share you.
Run along and play nicely now.
Mover the pet wrangler.
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