FROM: Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com>
> In article <5ivrk5lcqkme5n0d4alhugkrt5sq89j7vk@4ax.com>, Rebulon Ruster
> <reb.ruster@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:13:07 -0500, Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >In any event, I advise you not to try to chuckle and burp at the same
>> >time. Baaaaaaad thing happens. I know. And if you add the
simultaneous
>> >snort, well, you might live through it, but you could look a little
>> >different, and quack like a goosed duck for a while. Take this
warning
>> >seriously (really) and DON'T DO IT! LOL
>> >
>> >Mover, quacking up.
>>
>> Pass him a seltzer and he may shut up.
BAH! (snort) seltzer bloats me. Whiskey makes the pain go away.
>
>
> Oh no, I like him. He's good for a laugh, like my other pets. I know he
> likes me too, but he's too shy to purr when I pet him.
>
> Mover, the pet petter. LOL
>
NO! NO! You rub my fur the wrong way when you pet me and it hurts.
Also, I have sensitive skin. I go to the Vet twice a week. Could you help
with my expenses $$?
I have been a troll with no group to call home since Obama got in office.
I was evicted from my home under the bridge.
U.S. Government needed the space for released pedos to live there.
Now I wander thru the meadow, waller in the gutter, sneek thru humans
backyards, and humans call me a monster.
But thanks to my fake ID, I collect $1100 USD welfare every month.
But I still desire roadkill and eat from garbage cans.
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