Episode of Everybody (At Microsoft) hates Chris
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(Scene 1)
Chris and Greg are at Chrises place.
CHRIS
I am thinking about taking CS939 C++ this fall 2009 semester.
Even though I can run C++ compiler on Fedora Core 5 Linux
because I checked software development at beginning of
Linux install (sometimes right after entering root
password twice)
What do I tell other students who ask me for help
in CE 101 Computer lab at school??
GREG
First, ask their teacher whether C++ is ALREADY INSTALLED
on a 2/3 supermajority of computers in the CE 101
computer science lab!
If a c++ compiler is not found on most of those computers
and an assignment has already been assigned, ask any
computer science teacher to begin installing LINUX
on all computers in CE 101. Fedora core Linux and Centos
Linux and Suse Linux all have a c++ compiler and it takes
less time to install Linux that has C++ than it takes to
install the service pack and the Dot.NET framework and the
Visual Studio C++ compiler on Windows.
If the teachers really wanted to help Luke Skywalker
save Microsoft Windows then they would have installed
the c++ compiler on windows on all CE 101 computers
before the first CS939 assignment was assigned!!
CHRIS
The construction company probably finished the new science
building in July of 2009.
Last semester the teachers said it would be done then
and the Fall 2009 catalog assigns science classes
to room MSA 407 in the new building.
I hope that they remembered to take that fence down and I hope that
the community
college president has put all those golf carts back in the
street instead of planning on continuing to drive on the sidewalk
or lawn or dirt patch that is on the map as a lawn!!
Is is very frightening when pedestrians are being chased
by golf carts.
GREG
Last semester there was a warning e-mail that said that Microsoft
will lose one billion dollars to competition for every additional
mile driven outside of the street.
Then when the line number controlled text editor that was
written to run on Windows 98 in assembley language
( ednumeri.asm ) worked much better than expected on
that Linux+wine TEST late last semester it has been determined
that competition including Linux plus Windows Imitation Natural
Environment
(WINE) will cost Microsoft TWO BILLION DOLLARS PER MILE for every
additional mile driven on sidewalks or lawns or anyplace outside
of the street or parking lot.
CHRIS
Has anybody yet reminded the teachers to make sure that
those community college golf carts are PUT BACK IN THE
STREET now that the construction contract time limit has
officially already been reached??
GREG
After that successful WINE test with ednumeri.asm and Linux and
wine last semester Microsoft could have saved billions of
dollars if those High Speed shuttle golf carts 167_Challenger
and 168_Columbia and 502_WINE would have only driven genuinely
handicapped people instead of creating an expanded make work
program for drivers who work for the State of California
by also transporting non-handicapped people that the
state legislature never officially agreed to pay for.
Driving fewer people reduces the number of miles traveled and
that reduces the cost to Microsoft.
Every time a golf cart drives by how many more computers
are being switched to LINUX ??
CHRIS
In Linux even without WINE you can compile simple ISO c++
programs and run them.
c++ cs085dwy.cpp -o cs085dwy.out
./cs085dwy.out
to compile and run cs085dwy.cpp on Linux.
cs085dwy.cpp and cs085dww.cpp are reverse polish calculator
programs that can be used to test c++ compilers.
Linux should compile them both.
Old Windows C++ compilers need cs085dwy.cpp style
cout << endl;
including 32-bit Digital Mars C++ compiler for Windows 98 SE
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newer Microsoft c++ Dot.NET studio compilers
on traditional non-dot-net mode need cs085dww.cpp style
std::cout << std::endl;
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GREG
Remember, If your teachers wanted to help Luke Skywalker
save Windows they would have already installed C++ for
Windows on all Windows computers in CE 101 computer science lab
BEFORE assigning the FIRST CS939 c++ assignment!
If you have a CS939 C++ assignment due and the c++ compiler
has not yet been installed in CE 101 computer science lab
computers then
ask any computer science teacher to begin installing LINUX
with c++ on all CE 101 computers!
( Written By Eric Matteson ericmatteson2003november@hotmail.com
[link to cs085dwy.cpp traditional c++ with cout << endl;]
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.misc/msg/15542a12b5e541f6?dmode=source&hl=en
[link to cs085dww.cpp using non-standard std::cout << std::endl;]
http://groups.google.com/group/microsoft.public.vc.language/msg/f26bb76f4334375d?dmode=source&hl=en
[link to article about different shift keycodes for different linux
versions]
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.misc/browse_thread/thread/161d6a125827529f/993d2145a37159d6?hl=en#993d2145a37159d6
[link to previous episode of Everybody Hates Chris]
(Greg auditions to play part of weak version of Luke Skywalker)
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv/browse_thread/thread/9f3e84780ac4d1e9/f95f0f34038c78eb?hl=en#f95f0f34038c78eb
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