This episode of 7th-Heaven is written by
Hollywood Scriptwriter Eric Matteson.
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Starring Scott Baio or Tyler Hoechlin as Martin
Starring Aaron Carter as Harry
Starring Mark Hammil as Luke Skywalker
Starring Scott Bakula as Johnathan Archer
Starring Dustin Diamond as Screech Powers
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Scene 1
At GlenOak Communnity college ( gcc ) bus stop
Martin is waiting for the bus at 3:00 P.M.
on Monday October 9th, 2006.
Johnathan Archer shows up.
ARCHER
Martin Why are you at the bus stop this early ?
I thought you were supposed to have a test in
CS 981 Windows installation class at 8:30 P.M. .
MARTIN
I already took the test online at Online CS 934
Website at 1:30 P.M. .
Sillic the Suliban helped me find the website and
log on under an unusual login procedure.
I got 60 per cent right. That will probably curve up
to a C.
ARCHER
Sillic the Suliban is dangerous. He has tried to
violate the temporal prime directive and he almost
destroyed Enterprise. Be very carefull arround him.
MARTIN
I want to get home early so I can see 7th-heaven on
Monday nights.
(Then Martin gets on the bus and Johnathan Archer beams back
up to Enterprise.)
(Scene 2)
Captain Jonathan Archer is aboard Enterprise with
Starfleet admiral Picard in the conference room
after Sillic the Suliban had been arrested for
conspiracy to attempt to violate the temporal prime
directive.
ARCHER
Sillic the Suliban has taken advantage of communnity
college students who have Monday night classes by offering
then an opportunity to go home early and watch 7th-heaven
TV show that is usually hidden behind Monday night
Classes.
7th-heaven films some of their episodes at Glenoak Communnity
College ( gcc ) so it is very popular among the students there.
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PICARD
How did Martin take that test so early ?? The teacher
said that it was going to be available at 8:30 P.M.
ARCHER
Check the website yourself. Log in as Guest. You will not
be able to take the test as a guest but you should be able
to see when students can take it.
( Then Admiral Picard checks the website. The
three portions of the test have a start time of 1:00 P.M.)
PICARD
It looks like Sillic the Suliban changed the start time
of that test to 1:00 P.M.
The teacher had uploaded it two days earlier and set the
timer to start the test on Monday at 8:30 P.M.
ARCHER
What if Sillic the Suliban does something more serious
next time than rescheduling the start time of a test ??
PICARD
Students have been tempted to get help from Sillic the
Suliban in modifying their Monday night classes so that they
can get help watching 7th-heaven TV show. No other night
of the week has this problem. Monday night is the only
night that any student has sought help from Sillic the
Suliban in modifying the timeline or timing of events.
ARCHER
I will order the WB network to change the timing
of 7th-heaven TV show so that students in Monday night
classes will no longer need help from Sillic the
Suliban to see that show.
PICARD
We are on the UPN network. How can we tell the
WB what to do ??
ARCHER
UPN and WB recently merged into one CW network.
We now have direct access to WB shows.
(then Captain Jonathan Archer goes up to the bridge
and calls the UPN Network)
(Scene 2)
The CW executive comes to the screen.
EXECUTIVE
It has been a long time scince I have seen you.
I suppose you want Star Trek Enterprise reinstated.
ARCHER
And I need you to reschedule 7th-heaven TV show
because some of the communnity college students
who have Monday night classes have been tempted to
seek help from Sillic the Suliban to go home early
Monday nights to watch 7th-heaven TV show. I am
afraid that Sillic the Suliban might try to
violate the Temporal Prime Directive by tampering with
the timing of classroom events. Sillic the Suliban already
enabled one student to take a computer science test early.
EXECUTIVE
7th-heaven is already on the list of low rated
shows and could soon be canceled altogether.
ARCHER
Lots of communnity college students have Monday night
classes and are unable to watch 7th-heaven on Monday nights.
If you want that show to be watched it is important
to change its night. I beleive that 7th-heaven is a popular
show because communnity college students have been getting
help from Sillic the Suliban in getting home early Monday nights
by tampering with the timing of Monday night classroom activities.
I hope that you can reschedule 7th-heaven so nobody will have
to get help from Sillic the Suliban in rescheduling tests
at communnity colleges to watch 7th-heaven.
I have a cargo hold full of Gold Pressed Latinum.
I need to dump that cargo to lighten my ship for its next
mission. Can I beam down the Latinum bars to your office ??
EXECUTIVE
Yes. Absloultely. I happen to like Gold Pressed Latinum!!!
Tonights 7th-heaven is postponed 6 days. 7th-heaven will be
shown on Sunday nights from now on beginning Sunday October 15th.
Then bars of Gold Pressed Latinum materialize at
the WB executive office.
(End of Scene 2)
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(Scene 3 outside at GlenOak Communnity College ( gcc ))
MARTIN
Justin is the brother of the
guy who had died in the alleged
auto accident of 2003 in which the
son of a minister had allegedly
run over his brother Paul.
Justin beleives that the ministers
son was encouraged to drive without
first learning how to drive safely.
He has hated the establishment ever scince.
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Then Justin displays his artwork.
There are four death stars on the right
one big one on top and 3 little ones
below.
On the left side is a quadruple Window.
JUSTIN
Zacks big Death Star has discovered the
traditonal Linux vga.h easy to program for
graphics pixel interface and
Zack wants it
reinstated. The hopefully soon to be reinstated vga.h
is much easier to write c programs for
than super complex Microsoft Windows.
Communnity Colleges are no longer teaching
Windows programming because it is too difficult.
At GlenOak Communnity College ( gcc )
Visual Basic was canceled in 2004 by the bookstore
manager and was never reinstated.
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In most of the Microsoft Networking classes the
textbooks have been replaced by training CDs that
do not work. The students in the online networking
classes post postings in the forums revealing that
they are unable to get their CDs to play for the course.
Even though Microsoft used to have many popular networking
classes students are dropping them like hot potatos now
that non working CDs are used instead of textbooks.
I thought that Microsoft Windows 2003 server was supposed
to make networking easy so that only two courses instead
of 25 will be needed to understand the networks
of the future. Microsoft Windows Server 2003 was supposed
to eliminate the need for Linux Servers and Novell Servers.
Microsoft has failed miserably.
Microsoft should have continued to maintain its collection
of textbooks so no student would have had to buy a non
working training CD.
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LUKE
It is very important to save Windows by teaching
C++ Dot.Net beginning Spring semester 2007 at communnity
colleges.
Microsoft spent billions of dollars adding the superior
C++ language to their previously poorly performing
Dot.NET
It will be a tradgedy if the new C++ Dot.net is ignored
by communnity colleges.
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JUSTIN
All Windows programming is difficult. The Java class has
always had low enrollment because of the difficulty of Windows
programming. The upside down logic of keyboard callbacks
makes Microsoft Windows programming so difficult that
the Visual Basic class was canceled and the Java class
faces low enrollment.
SCREECH
Before XWindows was invented to make Linux more closely
resemble the look and feel of Microsoft Windows Linux
had invented a very simple graphics pixel interface
called vga.h for the c programming language.
The iresult = vga_getkey() function returns 0 if no
key has been pressed. Otherwise it returns a key value.
Normal keys are already in ASCII.
vga.h does not use key callbacks like Windows.
To open a Window in vga.h or its equivalent
use
vga_init();
vga_setmode(G640x480x16);
G640x480x2 is the other screen mode that vga.h supports.
to draw a point first set the internal color variable
vga_setcolor(atmost15);
then draw at the position
vga_drawpixel(x,y);
vga.h uses integers
0 <= x <= 639
0 <= y <= 479
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LUKE
I thought that after XWindows was invented that Linux
stopped providing vga.h graphics functions.
SCREECH
Zack Morris is the president of the Death Star of Star Wars
and he likes the simple vga.h interface and he is planning on
helping to make sure that Linux gets help reinstating vga.h
HARRY
Why would the leader of a great big space ship care about the
very simple vga.h graphics interface ??
SCREECH
Back when Zack Morris was in high school they had a special
project in which Zack Morris was student principal for a week.
Zack Morris wanted to be well liked as principal. He decided
to set a goal of making education EASY FOR STUDENTS.
Scince his girlfriend Kelly Kaposki was a student teacher
at that time Zack also wanted things to be easy for teachers
as well.
LUKE
The vga.h interface for graphics that Linux used before XWindows
is ancient HISTORY!!!!
SCREECH
Zacks girlfriend Kelly Kaposki taught history.
Zack really likes that old simple and reliable vga.h
graphics pixel interface for Linux and he intends to
help to restore it.
LUKE
Where are you going to get a TEXTBOOK for vga.h ??
JUSTIN
I do not know.
LUKE
Communnity colleges should teach Microsoft C++ Dot.NET
because Microsoft can make a textbook for it because
Microsoft has vast resources.
Even though Microsoft C++ Dot.NET may seem harder than
the Linux vga.h
Microsoft C++ Dot.NET should be taught because Microsoft can
make actual textbooks for it.
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HARRY
Communnity colleges should teach both Linux and Windows
programming. Professors should start hunting for
programming textbooks for both operating systems.
Computers should be dual boot so Linux and Windows can compete
with each other.
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JUSTIN
There is no hope for Microsoft Windows. It is just too difficult
to write programs for.
(Scene 4)
Simon comes home. Eric Camden is there in the living room.
SIMON
Dad I want to be home schooled too. You started home schooling
Sam and David.
ERIC
I do not know much about college level stuff.
SIMON
Just do the best you can.
Even though there are no textbooks for most courses
at the gcc bookstore there were some C++ textbooks on the
shelf for CS 939 but that class got canceled.
Can you tell me about C++
ERIC
I had the simple c language at college.
Somebody had recently invented the C programming language
to help Unix and Linux.
In the C programming language symbols that start
with a letter followed by letters and digits are used
to name memory locations and to name where some statements
are located in a program.
Unnamed statements start in column 2 or later.
If the first column is non-blank it is a label
labelB24: ix=0;
Labels end with a semicolon: if they are used and
almost all c statements end with a colon;
We started with nine different kinds of statements
to get started in the old c language.
(Then ERIC CAMDEN draws 9 types of statements on the board)
if(name21 < 0)goto label24;
resu22 = big22 - tiny22;
if(eeq23 == 0)goto wcequal;
alef25 = bright;
i26 = array26[choosewhich];
reloop: sum27 = big27 + tiny27;
larray28[whichone] = ifrom28;
product29 = big5 * big6;
frac31 = top / bottom
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If you fully understand those nine most important
kinds of C statements that is 85 per cent of c programming
right there. A good solid B.
SIMON
About that i26=array26[choosewhich];
We did not have that in CS 902.
Why is there a choosewhich in the array26 variable??
ERIC CAMDEN
array26 is a group of variables and not just one variable.
the SUBSCRIPT in the brackets tells which one of the
variables within the array26 group is being chosen for
that statement to use at that time.
(End of scene 4)
(Scene 5 Lucys house)
KEVIN
What have you been up to ruthie ??
RUTHIE
Mom will not let me go out on a date until the first
state passes an all volunteer jury system.
Do any states have any propositions on the ballot in
the November 2006 election to pass a voluntary jury
system in every court within any state ??
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(End of episode)
Written by Eric Matteson
Links to related files are next
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( link to vgview05.c bitmap viewer program )
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.misc/msg/b27ab7f8969ab00e?dmode=source&hl=en
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( link to wgslater.c helper file )
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.misc/msg/fe1bbfa146652b66?dmode=source&hl=en
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( link to testsq.c simple tester program for zackvga.h )
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.misc/msg/da255c236d5670bf?dmode=source&hl=en
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( link to previous Star Wars Episode )
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.bill-gates.kind.benificent.loving.big-brother/msg/b750fb17cde7214e?dmode=source&hl=en
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( link to zackvga.h header file )
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.misc/msg/cb0045c1f12f72fe?dmode=source&hl=en
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( link to vgsubnet.c subnet mask calculator program )
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.networking/msg/aeea269205a09ebe?dmode=source&hl=en
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ericmatteson2003november@hotmail.com
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