> You are so wonderful. I remember you from Saggie's wedding. Do you
remember me? I was the Maid of BM (bowel movement). I wore a brown
dress, brown high heels. Your gift from me was a lifetime supply of
Charmin toilet paper. Saggie love you so much, and always regretted
ending the 5 minute marriage.
Yes, BM (Bowel Movement) Lady, I do remember you from our wedding. I loved
your gift of Charmin and Saggie and I thought of you every time we wiped BM
(bowel movement) off of our anal regions. After the 5 minute marriage
ended, Saggie kept the Charmin and I was left to fend for myself as my
lawyer was unable to get any Charmin for me in the divorce.
> I just know I'm going to love all of you - but not in a Mike Brady
penis in the rectum kind of way.
Since you are a lady, and Kings and I are men, you are free to fool around
with our rectal regions.
> One last question for both you Kings my new friend, and Derek my old
new friend. Saggie had TONS of video tapes. They are all titled
"Lost Episodes of the Bradys." Should I watch these and report on
them?
You should definitely report on these, BM (bowel movement) Lady. The
purpose of this newsgroup is to discuss Brady BMs (bowel movements). We
know that you are the worlds leading authority on BM (bowel movement) and
have often relied on your words of wisdom (reported to us by Saggie) in the
past.
Love,
Derek
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