On Sep 18, 2:07 pm, Kingsfan13 <kingsfan1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Can anyone help me with this? How long into the first episode when
> Cousin Oliver comes to visit does someone mention Oliver's BMs (bowel
> movements)? My memory is a little fuzzy on this one. I do recall
> that Cousin Oliver's BMs (bowel movements) are malformed and misshapen
> and that has the family very worried. I just don't remember when this
> first came up. Thanks, gang.
>
> A special thanks to my dear dear friends, Saggie and Derek. I love
> you both very much. Saggie, I'd love to fondle your breasts
> (including the nipple area). Derek, I do not want to fondle your
> testes (or your taint area).
>
> Love, Kings.
My darling Kings,
I seem to recall they all thought Oliver was a jinx. It was proving
to be true. Little things happened, like when Oliver went to have a
BM (bowel movement) and the toilet broke. Or, when the children were
making a house of BM's (bowel movements), the house collapsed after
Oliver walked by. This shit was always happening.
Things took a turn for the better, however, when they family toured
the movie studio. In the origional screen play, Oliver was the
millionth person to have a BM (bowel movement) going through the turn
style. This had to be scrapped, unfortunately, Sherwood told in an
interview, due to it being a VERY VERY VERY hot day, and the BM (bowel
movement) melting. So, they just went for something less exciting
like just the millionth person through the turn style. Sherwood said
this was the heartbreak of his lifetime.
Kings - I want you and Derek to be the fathers of my baby,
Love,
Saggie
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