I was just wondering about something.
Did any of you happen to see the lost clip on the Brady Bunch last
night? It was a hoot!
The family was returning back to the Sheraton Hotel after spending a
wonderful night at a luau. Mike had eaten a lot of poi - a lot, and
knew he would be making a huge BM (bowel movement). Not wanting to
stink up the suite, Mike excused himself from the family, and wondered
over to the men's bathroom next to the lobby.
Mike found an open stall, closed the door and set his bag down infront
of the door for privacy. He pulled down his pants, and mounted the
toilet, tapping his toe. Just then, a gentleman next to him moved his
foot over against Mike's, and the gentleman began tapping his toe.
All of the sudden, a hand started groping under the wall. Mike was
stunned
"What is the meaning of this, Mike asked" as he extruded his BM (bowel
movement).
"Hi!" said the voice on the other end. "I'm Larry Craig." A strange
man said. "Someday, I'm going to be a US Senator, but now I was just
wondering if you would have queer (gay)(homosexual) sex with me in
this men's room?"
"I am appalled!" Said Mike. "The men's room is a sanctity! I would
NEVER ruin the sacred shrine!" Mike went onto say he would never have
his queer (gay)(homosexual) intercourse in the most beautiful place in
the world - a men's bathroom stall. Mike also explained that he had
never so much as brought home a penis wart to carol.
Larry Craig expressed disappointment, and started to cry like a fag
baby. Mike finished his BM (bowel movement), flushed the toilet, and
proceeded to exit the stall.
"Look, Mr. Craig." Mike said. "Just because I don't want to have
queer (gay)(homosexual) sex with you in a men's bathroom where we
should only make BM's (bowel movements), it doesn't mean that I don't
want to have queer (gay)(homosexual) sex with you at all!"
Larry Craig then suggested they go to a gay (query)(homosexual) bath
house. Mike and Larry Craig walked hand-in-hand out to the Sailor Boy
Bath House, conveniently located in the Ala Moana Shopping Center in
Hawaii.
Larry said "I'm not gay!"
Mike said "Yea, right!"
Laugh track and fade to black.
Does anyone else remember this? It was a hoot!
Derek and Kings, I love you so much, but of course never in a Larry
Craig brings home penis warts kind of way!
Humbled,
Saggie
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