I was just wondering about something.
Did any of you happen to see the lost clip of the Brady Bunch
tonight? It's so funny. Here we were just talking about the Hawaii
episodes, and low and behold they slip in a network version and not a
syndicated version. It was a riot!
The Brady's were just getting settled into the Sheraton hotel. Alice
was down in the lobby having the first BM (bowel movement) of the
trip. Remember, she only had 26 BM's (bowel movements), and not the
27 that everyone else had since that mean, nasty Jan pushed her off
the toilet.
Carol and Mike were in their suite, when Carol came running out of the
bathroom, yelling "Mike, there is a BM (bowel movement) in the
toilet! At the exact same time, Greg came running into the room, also
yelling "Dad! Mom! There's a BM (bowel movement) in our toilet!.
Just then, Marcia came ran in. Before she could open her big trap,
Mike said "Don't tell me! There's a BM (bowel movement) in your
toilet!" Laugh track.
Mike said "I'll get to the bottom of this!" Peter commented "Looks
like someone already did!" Laugh track.
Mike picked up the phone.
"Sheraton Guest Services, how may I help you?" the voice said on the
other end.
"Yes, this is Mike Brady." Mike said. "There are 3 BM's left in our
suite!"
"BM's sir" Said the Guest Service agent. "I don't understand. What
is a BM?"
"A Bowel Movement" Mike retorted.
"Yes Sir!" Said the Guest Service agent. "We leave a BM (bowel
movement) in each room for you."
"I don't want to be charged for these BM's (bowel movements)." Mike
noted. "I didn't order them."
"Oh no Sir!" The Guest Agent said. "Sheraton leaves a complimentary
BM (bowel movement) for each guest as a way of showing you what your
service is going to be like during your stay here."
"So you're telling me my service is going to be like shit?" Asked
Mike?
"No Sir!" Said the Guest Agent. "It's going to be like BM (bowel
movement)!"
"That's great!" Said Mike. "We Brady's LOVE BM's (bowel movements)!"
"Thank You Sir, and Good Evening!" Said the Guest Agent.
Mike hung up the phone.
The family rejoyced in the fact they had 3 free BM's (bowel movements)
to play with. They debated what to do. Each of them got to have a
few inches of the BM (bowel movements). All of the sudden Alice
walked into the suite. The kids ran up to Alice and smeared their
free BM's (bowel movements) into Alice's face. Mike and Carol did the
same. Everyone laughed, and Alice yelled "You Rotton Brady's!" Laugh
track. "Oh, Alice, We love You!" Said Carol. They all kissed
Alice. Everyone had BM (bowel movement) on their face. Laugh track,
and fade to black.
It was a riot!
Derek and Kings, I love you so much. I do hope you watched this
wonderful episode last night, in between Larry Craig telling the world
he is not a faggor like Mike Brady.
Humbled,
Love,
Saggie
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