Does anyone remember the Grand Canyon episode where Thindy and Bobby
get lost and that Indian kid finds them and directs them back to their
camp? To show their gratitude they sneak the Indian kid some food.
They get him the food by shoveling beans and what is thought to be hot
dogs into their flashlights.
There are a couple of facts regarding this episode that are not well
known. First, after the Bradys are done eating their beans they sit
around the campfire and fart for several hours. Mike's farts are
silent because his bunghole is very reamed out but the rest of them,
especially Alice, rip off some really nasty farts that scare away much
of the wildlife in the canyon. Second, the hot dogs that Bobby and
Thindy purportedly shovel into their flashlights are not really hot
dogs. Bobby and Thindy were so scared when they were lost that each
of them lost control of his/her bowels and allowed a skinny, tan, and
fluffy BM (bowel movement) to slide out from his/her colon-rectal
area. These BMs (bowel movements) remained in their pants until they
eventually found their way back to camp. Instead of wasting perfectly
good hot dogs on an Indian, they figured that the kid couldn't taste
the difference between a hot dog and a BM (bowel movement). As a
result, they reached their fists into their pants, pulled out their
BMs (bowel movements) and inserted them into their flashlights and
gave it to the Indian kid to eat. Compared to the crap that he
usually was forced to eat (e.g. buffalo penis, coyote sphincter, and
squirrel testes), the kid loved it.
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