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From: "Derek Homsberg" <dhomsb32@wbc.com>
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Subject: Re: The Brady's - 1970's Television That Provided Wholesome Entertainment
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Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:42:47 GMT
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> What if the Brady's took that new weight loss pill called Alli. One
> of the side effects of Alli is that if you eat large meals of high fat
> foods, you could have extremely severe BM (bowel movement) problems
> that include total loss of control of the bowels, extremely loose and
> watery BM's (bowel movements), and liquid that releases looking
> similar to pizza grease with the most horrid smell that you ever
> experienced. They call these "blowouts." Alli also says to wear dark
> clothing and carry a change of clothing at all times. Gads!
Are you shitting (bowel movementing) me? Wear dark clothing? This will
make me suspect anyone wearing brown or black. I will stand clear of those
people in case they have a BM (bowel movement) spewing blowout.
> So, do you think if Carol took Alli that she would have blowout BM's
> (bowel movements)? Do you think that Mike would have horrid smelling
> liquid similar to pizza grease coming out of his rear end? How would
> the writers of the Bradys' handle BM (bowel movement) problems that
> Alli causes?
I shudder to think.
> We need to resolve this issue as a nation if we wish to move forward
> in life.
That's for sure. What do the presidential candidates think about this?
They are all full of BM (bowel movement).
> Kings and Derek - I love both of you so much. If you both were to
> take Alli and have a BM (bowel movement) blowout, I would still love
> you to the very end.
I do not want to take Alli. It's bad enough trying to keep my BMs (Bowel
Movements) intact without it.
Love you Sags. Love you Kings. My penis is becoming enlarge just thinking
about you. I think it's because I'm thinking about you Sags, but I'm not
sure if it's for both of you. Oh my god!
Derek
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