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Subject: Re: saggie! Kings!
Date: 16 Sep 2006 12:24:53 -0700
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Derek,
My sweet, innocent lamb of God love.
It was my, honey. After being married at least 47 times before,
including to 4 other Dereks, I felt you were the one. You proposed,
and I said yes in a heart beat. After about 3 minutes, I felt we had
just drifted apart. In fact, it was me who was the one who was
drifting. You were my solid rock, and I let you down. Another 30
seconds went by. We tried relationship counseling, but I was just too
self-centered to give it a chance. By 4 minutes, we were already
living apart, and then at 5 minutes I filed the divorce.
I'm so so sorry that I hurt you like this. I am such a cruel woman.
Can you ever forgive me? I didn't realize what I had.
Can we be friends, my sweet love? Can you, Kings and I have a
three-way close friendship together?
I love you - you'll always be my rock, and I'll always look upon our 5
minute marriage with wonderful thoughts.
Derek Homsberg wrote:
> > My sweetie - where have you been? I was so worried about you. This is
> > the happiest moment of this girl's life! To have you and Kings here to
> > discuss the most important subject of the planet - the Brady's BM's
> > (bowel movements).
> >
> > Hey - I may be hearing the voice of the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady..I
> > mean I may hear from the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady this weekend - I'll
> > keep you and Kings posted.
> >
> > I love you so much, Derek. You were such a wonderful husband of 5
> > minutes to me.
>
> Yes. Every second that we were together was precious. All 300 of them.
> Why did we split up after 5 minutes again? It's all such a blurr to me.
> It's as cloudy as the Brady's toilet bowl the time they all got the runs.
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