Derek my sweetie pie lovie dove,
While it may be a very remote possibility, we must remember to explore
ALL possibilities of the Brady's BM's (bowel movements). This includes
planning for those things that may, from the casual point of view, look
very remote, but could be very real.
There could be several reasons that they Brady's arms would be chopped
off. They all went to Magic Mountain one time. Thousands of limbs are
chopped off at amusement parks across this great land of ours! Or,
what if Carol's mother came to visit and she was from Texas. Texas
mothers are notorious for chopping their children's arms AND legs off!
One other very real thing that could happen is that Sam the Butcher
could have slipped them a huge serving of meat that had mad cow
disease. What if they all went mad - except Sam. Maybe he was a
psycho who would chop off all their arms?
So, it could happen honey lamb!
Now, however, that I know the Brady's could wipe their bottoms on the
door jamb after having a BM (bowel movement), I feel so much better.
Wonder if this was why many of their door jambs were brown? Do you
think?
Love you so much!
Saggie
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