Tip Farnum spots Carol running to the gas station bathroom. Tip asks Cindy,
"Why is your mother running to the bathroom?" Cindy replies "Cuz she got the
swits"! You see, Carol and Cindy just finished eating a mexican lunch at Loco
Pocos, and Carol got a major case if the shits. Cindys stomach could handle
this slop. Tip was focusing Carols butt for his next anti-diaherra commercial.
After Carol dumps she comes out and Tip asks her to be in his commercial with
her family. Carol agrees and goes home and tells the whole family. Mike asks
"Do we use Get up And Go"? Carol says no but I think we use Septic Dismal. Mike
decides to test which one is better. He tells Alice to "Make your greasiest
meatloaf for dinner" The BB eat the nasty meatloaf and in a few seconds nature
calls. They slurp Get up and Go, and the whole bunch forms a line to the
bathroom. In the line we see Carol,Greg Marcia and Mike holding their
stomachs,butts,and hearts (heartburn). Tip walks in and sees the BB and has a
great idea. He shows the BB rubbing their butts,stomachs and hearts, singinf the
virtues of Get Up And Go.
Youve probably seen this commercial.Jan refused to be in this humilating
commercial (she was the snart one). They never tried their regular upset stomach
medicine Best, cuz the money was so good.Tip never went to the BB house again.
He said the stench would gag a maggot.
Is a toilet paper commercial in the works?
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