At the Brady dinner table while everyone is feasting on Alices deeeelicious meat
roast celebrating an award Carol got in the mail,Alice brings out desert.
A lard loaden cake baked by Carol herself. Jan asks "who wants grape juice"?
Everyone replies "I do". Jan goes to the kitchen and pours a bottle of juice
into the pitcher and brings it to the table. She fills everones glass up, and
Mike proposes a toast. With arms raised with glasses full,Mike does his
toast,ans down the hatch all together.YUCK, yells Cindy, "this aint grape
juice,...it's PPPRUNE JUICE"!Jan forgot to wear her glasses when she took the
bottle out of the fridge and grabbed prune juice instead of grape juice. The
prune juice kept Carol happy.That's why she was always smiling. It kept her
regular.Now the whole clan gets a case of the shats at once.Bobby sezs "I gotta
drop a log", and Carol sezs "I gotta queeze a log. Marcia sezs "I gotta to the
ladies room". Greg sezs "I got a major poop coming"Peter sezs"I gotta see a man
about a dog. Alice sezs "I gotta take a dump".
Mike is in a quandry. Everbody, including him, has to go to one bathroom at
once. How does he solve this problem? The biggest and perhaps stinkiest problem
the BB ever encountered.
Jan was the only snart one. She drank milk.
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