I was just wondering about something. Did any of you happen to watch
the special lost episode of the Brady's the other night? I was a
riot! It is part of the special box set DVD too!
The children's school was going a special production of "Willy and
his chocolate Wonka." The drama committee put Carol in charge of
designing all of the sets. She was given a budget of one dollar to
make it all happen. Well, initially she was excited. It had been a
long long while since she had bought candy, and didn't understand the
value of a buck just didn't go as far as it used to. When she got to
the dollar store, she found all she could buy was a bag of M & M's.
Frustrated, she went home.
Carol sat in the living room crying her eyes out. If Mike found out
she had volunteered for this task, and couldn't come through as she
promised, he would be humiliated and shamed. Not that being a married
homosexual wasn't enough shame already - no, this would be special
shame. Carol knew she was in for the spanking of a lifetime. Mike
would probably pull up her polyester mini-skirt and spank her bottom
bare with his hand. She fretted this, but was somewhat excited at the
same time.
The kids found Carol sulking when they came home. She explained what
was going on. Jan said "well, you're up shit creek, Carol!"
Just then, Marcia grinned with her ear to ear cheap horror grin that
she always has. "Hey!" Marcia cried. "What if we could make
our own 'Brady chocolate'?" "You mean..." Carol said.
"Yes, use our BM's (bowel movements) as 'chocolate' for the
set!" All of the kids cried with glee. "This is a wonderful
idea!"
The kids spent the entire week making massive amounts of BM's (bowel
movements). Alice loaded them up with tacos, burritos, her special
casseroles, and lots and lots and lots and lots of meatloaf. She would
put food coloring (in large amounts) into the dishes so wonderful
different colors of special "Brady chocolate" could be made. Carol
and the kids worked feverishly the entire week on the set. Not one
piece of BM (bowel movement) was wasted (no pun intended).
Word in the community spread fast to come see the special set of
hand...uh..well, bottom crafted "Brady chocolate." It was the
night before opening. The set looked wonderful. The kids rectums were
so sore from producing all that BM (bowel movement) that filled the
wonderful stage full of "Brady chocolate." All of the sudden, it
hit them "Where is the chocolate river?" No one had remembered
amount the chocolate river that was so pivotal to the story.
Mike found out what had been going on, and he was touched (needless to
mention wanted to touch some of the boys as well). "Not to fear!"
He said. "We're all Brady's!" He went on to command Alice to
make up some beans and grab some 5 gallon buckets. "I'm so proud
of all the work you've done, kids; I'll personally make the
'Brady chocolate' for the river!" Mike began making BM's
(bowel movements), and didn't stop until the next day. Alice would
feed Mike gallons of beans, and he would deliver beautiful "Brady
chocolate." She would use the Braun hand blender to smooth out the
"Brady chocolate" so that it would be all nice and runny for the
river.
Opening night came. The set was wonderful, and the play was a hit.
The Brady's were acknowledged on their wonderful, wonderful work.
George Glass, Jan's imaginary boyfriend played the Augustous Gloop
role to perfection, he really enjoyed eating all of the "Brady
chocolate" that has been made. Mike told him to drop by anytime for
a "tour" of Mike's special, private "Brady chocolate"
factory, and to sample the "Brady chocolate" right as he made it.
As the family walked out with very sore rectums from all of the BM's
(bowel movement) they had made, the drama teacher went running. "Mr.
And Mrs. Brady!" she screamed. "You've done such a wonderful
job, this has given me an idea for the perfect play for next year!"
"What is that?" Carol asked. "Lord of the Flies" said the
drama teacher.
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