The Impenetrable Tesseract of Fascinet wrote:
> > Such that they want to have sex with guys more than 3 times their age,
> > and I don't have any reason to want to know, but somehow I don't think
> > many 14 YO girls would be turned on by, "Hey I'm a deputy press
> > secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Isn't that
> > cool?"
> >
>
> Don't worry, Bryan. You just have to work on your technique.
I stick with women of legal age.
>
> I can't wait for the transcripts to come out.
Dude, this is so fucking precious. I'm so looking forward to those
transcripts too.
>
> >
> > DHS Official Charged in Online Seduction
> >
> > By MICHELLE SPITZER, Associated Press Writer
> >
> > MIAMI - A deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of
> > Homeland Security was charged with using a computer to seduce a child
> > after authorities said he struck up sexual conversations with an
> > undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl.
> >
> > Brian J. Doyle, 55, the fourth-ranking official in the department's
> > public affairs office, was expected to be placed on administrative
> > leave Wednesday.
> >
>
> Is that really a political appointment?
Yes. It is. "Yer doin a fine job, Doyle."
>
> >
> > On several occasions, Doyle instructed her to perform a sexual act
> > while thinking of him and described explicit activities he wanted to
> > have with her, investigators said.
> >
>
> A sexual act? What sexual act?
Only time and the transcripts will tell.
>
> Filling her ass with grapes?
To resemble turdlets!
> Sucking koala dick?
>
> Does the AP consider this good reporting?
>
> This doesn't tell me anything I want to know!
>
It's a teaser. Got you chompin' at the bit to get to the full story,
doesn't it?
> >
> > He was booked into the Montgomery County Detention Center. Doyle also
> > faces a charge of transmission of harmful material to a minor.
> >
>
> What's a little porn between friends?
>
Maybe the tapes were laced with anthrax or ricin.
>
> -F
--Bryan
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