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JARGON 9000 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
The Jargon 9000 is the industry's first fully software-defined
solution for enterprise environment application orchestration,
employing state-of-the-art, virtualized vaporware.
The Jargon 9000's fully-automated, augmented reality aggregation
offers truly astonishing operational access activity acceleration.
Carrier-class, cloud-based collaboration capability provides
continuously convenient clustered connectivity to complement
our corporate customer's core competencies.
The Bake-Off of the Baklava Code and the Bogon Filtering of the
Big Data efficiently bluejacks and blockchains the busyboxes
of the burndown charts.
The collapsed backbone of the cognitive analytics enables
canonicalization of mission-critical convergence.
The paradigm-shifting Jargon 9000 product that is the first
to achieve Nine Nines reliable redundancy, process repeatability
and ISO 9001 Cybersecurity System Certification.
Next-generation Jargon JavaBeans offer exceptional infrastructure
integration and monetization of mobile multi-media modular
metadata mediation.
The Jargon 9000's cascaded content is fully open-source,
crowdsourced and outsourced to China.
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