DEAD DUCK DYNASTY
Your duck was stolen by old Qing who comes down the road
Of bitter ku ding tea leaves he picks many a handful
As the proverb goes, the reign begins
when he dons red silk robes
and lights a fire in the mouth of a green jade dragon
As night falls he rests by tall bamboos, and says
"I will loosen my hair tomorrow and take to a fishing-boat
and we will cut the seas with our swords
...Then trouble shall arise in the Kuan district,
e i miei fratelli furono trucidati!
abbiamo fiducia nei nostri liberta al dio del mare"
Stroking a long beard, the old man observes
"All bloods, all treasons, armament rackets,
immoderate love of riches- Let labour speak the evil of taxes
Yer kin will meet their deaths at the hands of rebels
When the earth quakes and heartland convulses with disorder,
you will know that the mandarin ducks do not sleep alone"
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Ducks invade Kazan ponds - Tatar-inform
eng.tatar-inform.ru/news/2013/10/29/44944/?
(Kazan, October 29, Tatar-inform, Irina Ignatyeva). Ducks have
invaded Kazan ponds. According to Rezeda Flegontova, Science
Secretary of ...
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http://www.phantomsandmonsters.com/2011/04/wildmen-of-pamir-mountains.html
The newspaper Vechernaja Cheljabinsk published the following
report in 2001. The author was visiting locals in the southern
part of Kyrgyzstan, near the border of Tajikistan. A local
hunter, Aslanbek (his last name is not given), told the
following story: Early in the morning, I was on the lookout for
ducks in a gorge, close to the lake.
Suddenly, I felt a strong fear.
It was foggy, but I felt like someone was close by. There was
something in the wind, the fog parted, and I saw an Almysty. He
was big, about two meters, and bent over like an old man. He was
completely covered in dark gray hair and stared at me. I stared
back for a few minutes, and was afraid to move. I expected him
to kill me. The elders tell how an Almysty can kill from a
distance. But this one turned around and disappeared in the
canyon after a few minutes. I ran away from there. Since then, I
dont want to go hunting anymore The encounter is said to have
taken place in 2000.
The newspaper Vechernaja Kazan, from Kazan, the capital of
Tatarstan, Russian Federation, shared the following in August
2001: A hunter from the Narynsk province [Kyrgyztan] discovered
tracks of an unknown being in the mountains.
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Duck Dynasty Patriarch Hates On Chinese, Says Muslims Are ...
https://aattp.org/duck-dynasty-patriarch-hates-on-chinese-says-...?
Duck Dynasty Patriarch Hates On Chinese, Says Muslims Are '
Famous ... the world, they all rejected Jesus, and they're all
famous for murder
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Missing Marion duck hunter's body washes up on the Cape ...
http://www.southcoasttoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140113/NEWS/401130310
The Standard-Times
by Auditi Guha
missing Marion duck hunter Dana Dourdeville, his body washed up
on ... however, an autopsy will be conducted by the
Massachusetts State ...
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Two hunters dead, third in fair condition after boat capsized in ...
www.southcoasttoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?...
The Standard-Times
Two duck hunters are dead and a third has been rushed to Rhode
Island ... The incident was the second involving missing duck
hunters in the area in the last week. ... New Bedford, MA
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Phil Robertson Spread HATE Years Before Duck Dynasty! See His ...
perezhilton.com TV News?
Perez Hilton
The Duck Dynasty patriarch has apparently been preaching hate
for YEARS! ..... Does this sound like God is saying "do not
judge them"?
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Marshfield Couple Could Face Charges For Interfering With Duck ...
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/12/11/marshfield-couple-could-
face-charges-for-interfering-with-duck-hunters/
Carreiro says for the second year in a row, the same duck
hunters set up shop in the grassy area behind her ...
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Fowl Play? Massachusetts Family May Be Criminally Charged with ...
jonathanturley.org/.../fowl-play-massachusetts-family-may-be-criminally...?
Couple to be charged for interfering with duck hunters? ...
Second there is a claim that the defendants were pelted with
falling bird shot.
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Conspiracy Selected Articles: Cerberus - Anti-matrix.org
anti-matrix.org/.../Conspiracy-Selected-Articles-130121183825.html?
<ptkeske@comcast.net>. Newsgroups:
..... Scalia Angrily Defends His Duck Hunt With Cheney
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Politics Selected Articles: Animal Farm - Anti-matrix.org
anti-matrix.org/Convert/.../Politics-Selected-Articles-120303034651.html?
sniper like a duck in a noose."). Soon after, both snipers were
found sleeping soundly in their car. In fact, I am now convinced
that this sort of ...
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Search - Oshosearch.net
oshosearch.net/Convert/search.php?q=god&start=1580&cat...?
Habeas Corpus Christi From: " <ptkeske@comcast.net>
... Your Back As We AbideGod gave the feathers of ducks an
amazing oil that allows the ...
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Abbiamo Fiducia Nei Nostri Liberta al Dio del Mare - Anti-matrix.org
anti-matrix.org/.../Conspiracy-Selected-Articles-121015184951.html?
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy. Date: Mon, 15
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http://www.theweek.co.uk/people/38481/vladimir-putin-duck-killer
Vladimir Putin the duck killer
The colossal and disturbing vanity of Vladimir Putin has been
given free reign in a Russian Hello-style magazine, Secrets of
the Stars, which has devoted an entire, squirming, sycophantic
issue to the former president.
Readers have been especially intrigued by an interview with his
wife, which is billed: "Ludmila Putin: My husband is a vampire".
Alongside the magazine's many photographs, articles chart the
noble course of Putin's life. Under one, headlined "I severed
its head with one blow", the magazine reports how Putin killed
rats and once beheaded a duck with an axe as a boy.
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The Spoof : President Vladimir Putin Tells Duck Dynasty Star Phil ...
www.thespoof.com World News?
President Vladimir Putin Tells Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson
He Is Welcome To Move To Russia : MOSCOW Ever since Phil
Robertson was ...
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Russian Orthodox Convert Unable to Grow Luxuriant Beard
theoniondome.com/.../russian-orthodox-convert-unable-to-grow-luxuria...?
... This was most funny part of movie! laughed Fr. Vasiliy.
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Duck Dynasty Stars Without Beards; Photos of Phil Robertson, Uncle ...
m.christianpost.com/.../duck-dynasty-stars-without-beards-photos-phil-ro...?
Photos of the 'Duck Dynasty' stars without their famous beards
are ... Here is a video of Phil Robertson speaking at Harvest
Crusade 2013:.
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Eastern_Orthodox
No one cares about the first three crusades. The fourth crusade
is when the pope was already mad at the Greek Pope because of
the the Great Schism (another word for beard envy).
He was also jealous because the Byzantine Empire wasn't going
through Dark Ages, but the West was. Thus the pope built a huge
space army, and sent them right to Istanbul's space station.
When all the Latin Crusaders reached their target, they invaded
it quickly, which made the Byzantine emperor mad and stuff. The
Greek Pope sent out a mighty army of Byzantine ninjas, who had
the ability to fly, breath fire, and shoot hot onions at their
enemies all at once. Overwhelmed by the Byzantine Orthodox
ninjas, the Latins ran for their lives back to Latin land. Now
that the emperor and the patriarch were happy, but they got
conquered by Turks! Hahahahahahaha! Now that the Byzantine
Empire croaked and was now the Ottoman Empire, nobody cared
about it anymore, and all the attention went to Russia.
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http://matt-landofnod.blogspot.com/2013/05/weird-beard-mystery-men.html
Weird Beard [Mystery Men!]
Professor Bartholomew Vandyke was working on the regeneration of
human tissue when he accidentally created a strange, living
filament. While working with a large number of these filaments,
he discovered to his chagrin that they had a mind of their own.
The parasitic filaments attached themselves to his face,
something in the manner of a beard. This intrigued Vandyke, as
he found he could communicate with the filaments and control
them. They could grow, stretch and manipulate objects.
While pleased with his new-found powers, and convinced he had
made an important discovery, Professor Vandyke was annoyed at
the new nickname his students at Shore City University gave him:
Weird Beard. More distressing was the news that he had been
denied tenure and that his funding had been cut off, as the
university felt he had made no serious progress in his research.
Vowing then and there to continue his research, Vandyke took up
the mantle of Weird Beard, criminal scientist, and began staging
robberies to fund his research. Ultimately, his schemes were
foiled by Captain Triumph.
Weird Beard would go on to plague the heroes of Shore City (and
beyond) many more time, his research leading him to cloning
experiments, the creation of franken-zombies and his infamous
hair-animation ray.
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Quacks, Cranks, and Moral Teachers | Brad Hambrick
www.bradhambrick.com/lewisonmoralteachers/?
A Counselor Reflects on Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis ...
teachers never do introduce new moralities: it is quacks and
cranks who do that ... our defenses, and we are inspired to
believe that right living might be possible.
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'Duck Dynasty's' Robertson: Homosexuals Are 'Full Of Murder'
crooksandliars.com/.../duck-dynastys-robertson-hom...?
Crooks and Liars
They are insolent, arrogant, god haters, they are heartless,
they are faithless, they ... The future of A&E's popular reality
show Duck Dynasty is in question after the network ..... Is it
illegal to be critical of RW hate-filled bigots?
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'HONEY, I FORGOT TO DUCK,' INJURED REAGAN TELLS WIFE ...
www.nytimes.com/.../honey-i-forgot-to-duck-injur...
The New York Times
Shortly before he was wheeled into the operating room, President
Reagan looked up at his wife, Nancy, and told her: ''Honey, I
forgot to duck.
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http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/28/us-usa-wyoming-corpse-
idUSBREA0R00P20140128
Mystery deepens over headless corpse found in Wyoming
(Reuters) - An unidentified man whose headless corpse was found
by duck hunters along a rural Wyoming roadside was determined to
have been shot to death, and authorities sought public help on
Monday in solving the deepening mystery over his killing.
Investigators aided by cadaver dogs have scoured the sagebrush
flats near where the body was found but have so far failed to
locate the man's head
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Police Arrest Man With Headless Duck | News - Home
http://www.news4jax.com/news/Police-Arrest-Man-With-Headless-
Duck/-/475880/3984244/-/qyer32/-/index.html
An 18-year-old man was charged with animal cruelty and resisting
an officer after witnesses reported the suspect had a headless
duck in one ...
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https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1155745/Headless-Duck
Hey! This is Headless Duck. Before I created this account, my
anonymous name was Dragon Blood. Apparently someone already made
an account with that name, so I apologize to the real Dragon
Blood, whose name I have been using for a while
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Government Mind Control - Duck Hunting Chat
www.duckhuntingchat.com ... Controversial Issues Forum?
I found this interesting and I wondered how many of the recent
rash of shootings have anything at all to do with this:
Government Mind ...
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Duck Dynasty Duplicity? : The Mudflats | News & Politics From The ...
www.themudflats.net/archives/41588?
Seems like the boys of Duck Dynasty done forgot where they come
from. ... Wonder how much $$$ they get for pretending to be po'
folk from ...
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Rightbloggers Prove They're No Sissies By Supporting Duck ...
blogs.villagevoice.com/.../12/rightbloggers_p_4.php?
The Village Voice
Then, in one week, two things happen: one of the Duck Dynasty
guys tells ... as if the Robertson were po' folk who'd lost the
lease on the farm.
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Full text of "The works of Li Po, the Chinese poet
archive.org/.../worksoflipochine00libauoft/worksoflip...?
Internet Archive
Li Po has been the best-known Chinese poet in the Orient for the
last one thousand ... Then, in 1915, Mr. Ezra Pound entered the
field with his Cathay, a slender volume of ... who comes home
from it may tell any tale to the eager and credu- lous folk. .....
Indeed, the three hundred years of the Tang dynasty beginning
with the ...
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James Angleton and Ezra Pound | The Occidental Observer - White ...
www.theoccidentalobserver.net/.../james-angleto...?
Occidental Observer
Pound did this by speaking his mind, while Angleton sold his ....
see: Search for the Manchurian Candidate: CIA and Mind Control,
John Marks.
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YOU'RE STUPID AND EZRA POUND IS NOT | Scarriet
scarriet.wordpress.com/2012/11/16/youre-stupid-and-ezra-pound-is-not/?
Ezra Pound: Did a fatal error cripple the Modernist revolution? ...
another OSS/CIA spook who conducted mind control experiments on ...
I like this: a wilderness of mirrors, a phrase connected to both
T.S. Eliot and Angleton.
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Probe V7N5: James Jesus Angleton and the Kennedy Assassination ...
www.ctka.net/pr700-ang.html?
And no single figure is more prominent in this outline than the
man who headed the CIA's counterintelligence unit for 25 years,
James Jesus Angleton. It was in ...
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Jesusland to gorge itself in support of Duck Dynasty - AMERICAblog
Conservatives are planning to eat at Chick-fil-A in order to
show their solidarity with Duck Dynasty`s homophobic, sexist
star Phil Robertson.
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Killing Kennedy: The End of Camelot - Page 242 - Google Books Result
books.google.com/books?isbn=0805096671
Hell, says Special Agent Sorrels, glancing up at the thousands
of windows looking down on them, we'd be sitting ducks.
Nevertheless, the agents decide that ...
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Duck dynasty guys ink a deal to make assault weapons, just like jesus
gawker.com/duck-dynasty-guys-ink-a-deal-to-make-assault-wea...?
On the heels of Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson's awkward
ruminations on Jesus and buttsex and vaginas, the reality TV
stars have ...
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'Duck Dynasty' and the shadow-puppet culture war - Worcester ...
www.telegram.com/.../mobile&TEMPLATE=MO...?
Telegram & Gazette weiss@globe.com
So I was doing an Internet search on 'Duck Dynasty. ... By
Joanna Weiss THE BOSTON GLOBE. Phil Robertson stars in "Duck
Dynasty. ... duck-call manufacturing empire, made a series of
colorfully bigoted statements to a GQ ...
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http://dreamsdreaming.com/meanings/headless%20alive%20duck
In a dream, a duck represent a woman or a maid. If one sees
himself eating ducks meat in a dream, it means money earned
through the labor of ones workers. It also means that one may
marry a rich woman. Ducks live in water and do not get wet.
Ducks in a dream also are interpreted as exalted men of piety,
purity and virtue who live in this world and are not affect by
it. If a duck speaks to someone in a dream, it means that he
will be raised in honor by a woman. It also represents comfort
and satisfaction in ones life which comes from eating its flesh
and the parable of its dependence on water is like that of
sailors and fishermen and because of its gentleness. However, if
someone hears the quacking of a duck inside his house in a dream,
it means difficulties in that place, or an announcement of
someones death.
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Is "Quake Quack" Behind Bold Prediction of a Significant SoCal ...
blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/a.../california-earthquake-predicti/?
Twitter is all a-twitter with the revelation that a big
earthquake will hit Southern California some time today through
Friday,...
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Earth Quack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Quack?
"Earth Quack" is the fifty-fourth episode of the Disney animated
television series ... Bin swimming around in his money, when
suddenly an earthquake occurs.
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Urban Dictionary: Earthquack
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...Earthquack?
The Anti Ginger Crew When a duck's quack has such a loud echo
that is causes an Earthquake ( which it does it just sounds the
sme as the orignal an...
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'Odd duck' Indonesia quake surprises scientists - Contra Costa Times
www.contracostatimes.com/.../odd-duck-indonesi...?
Contra Costa Times
LOS ANGELES
The massive earthquake off Indonesia surprised scientists:
Usually this ... Bay Area teen's Sochi march began with hard
work.
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Giant Rubber Duck Explodes, a Victim of Taiwan Earthquake ...
www.weather.com/.../giant-rubber-duck-falls-v...?
The Weather Channel
A popular giant duck deflated, then later exploded, after an
earthquake struck Taiwan.
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Giant yellow duck explodes in Taiwan...again - Clipling
www.clipling.com/news/giant-yellow-duck-explodes-in-taiwanagain?
TAIPEI (AFP) - A giant yellow duck on display in a northern
Taiwan port exploded on Tuesday, just hours before it was
expected to attract a big crowd to count
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Will Taiwan be the spark of WWIII? - Page 5 - Diablo - IncGamers.com
diablo.incgamers.com ... Diablo 3 Community Forums
Personally, I'm rooting for Taiwan's independence from China. ...
individual country, It's walks like a duck, talks like a duck
and looks like a duck. .... were people who fled China during
some shakeup in the dynasty eras yet i do ...
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Quaternary extinction event - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaternary_extinction_event?
A variant of the latter possibility is the second-order
predation hypothesis, .... Though around the size of emus, they
are actually more related to ducks and other ..... of modern
human hunters on a land mass they had never previously inhabited,
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http://post-apocalyptic.com/duck-and-die-anyway-a-brilliantly-
parodical-mashup/
Duck, and Die Anyway A Brilliantly Parodical Mashup
Early in the Atomic Age, governments tried to convince their
citizens that the specter of the atomic bomb was not as dire as
it seemed after the events at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They
produced a range of pamphlets and short films that attempted to
show that an atomic attack was survivable with just a minimal
amount of knowledge and preparation.
One of the most well known of these propaganda films was
targeted at school children, and had the cartoon turtle, Bert,
explaining that all you had to do to survive an A-bomb was to
"Duck and Cover".
Of course, when viewed with the hindsight of 60 years of history,
these films were hopelessly naive
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