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Subject: Cabinet Position for Romney
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CABINET POSITION FOR ROMNEY
Considering his experience and skill as an
outdoorsy hunter-type, as the scourge of
rabbit-varmints everywhere, maybe you
lock him safely away in the Gun Cabinet.
Considering his rock-solid, unflinching,
deeply held personal convictions, maybe
you could find a place for him in the
back of the Jelly Cabinet.
Considering the fecund flow of fecal matter
that he effuses with the intensity of
a Messiah-complexed cult member, maybe you
could find a position for Shitt Romney next
to the Ex-Lax, somewhere in the Medicine Cabinet.
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