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Thomas Keske (TKeske@Comcast.net) 2006/01/08 13:38

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RELIGION IS

Religion is an oasis in the desert,
hallucinated by a man dying of spiritual thirst

Religion is organized neuroticism

Religion is a mass hypnosis, obsessive-compulsive syndrome
characterized by delusional ideas
and grandiose feelings of importance

Religion is a football game
allowing you to feel superior to the other team,
without even having to beat them at anything

Religion is the illegitimate child
born in a funeral home
where grandfather died, your grandmother died,
your father died, your mother died,
your son died,  your daughter died, your wife died,
and a new child was needed to take their place

Religion is the lucky,  magic rabbit's foot
hanging over your car's dash
protecting you like garlic, against vampires
but not against flat tires
or drunks that collide in a shower
of flying metal and shattered glass




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