(posting to/via ash-k etc because my asc is strangely broken at the
moment and keeps stalling when I try to read it)
Kevin Blackburn <kevin@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:<px824XFDeMK$EwT7@fairbruk.demon.co.uk>...
> In article <BB4E04249668EF573@192.168.1.23>, Chris Suslowicz
> <armageddon@heresiarch.demon.co.uk> writes
> >In article <z3aQZSDVlrJ$EwZJ@fairbruk.demon.co.uk>,
> >Kevin Blackburn <kevin@fairbruk.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> In article <b8d5d379.0307290841.22275e03@posting.google.com>,
> >> kitsune9tl@hotmail.com writes
> >> >
> >> >Have you considered having an animated similcrum of your self
made?
> >> >I have a series of spells that should work with White Chocolate.
> >> >Of course you'll have to provide the molds for the body....
> >>
> >> If you think I'm going to stand in a box while you pour in hot
wax (if
> >> I'm lucky) you have another think coming.
> >
> >You use plaster for the initial mould, followed by gelatine, more
plaster
> >then clay. That's the traditional process. These days they probably
use
> >alginate gels.
> >
> >OK Brethren, we have a project: getting Brother Blackburn
plastered.
> >
> ><wanders off in search of the keys to the liquor vault>
> >
>> *grumble* Part of the process may have its moments, but I really
don't
>> feel like being moulded into something I'm not.
>>
>> Anyway, white chocolate and plaster, the final product, don't mix
>> well.
(Remind self to ask him how he knows that)
> Actually I was considering having you dilapidated, and applying Latex.
Hmm - I can't help but think that if you applied the latex first,
before dilapidating him, it'd be a lot less messy. We do have the
rugs to think about, you know.
> Then if we got interupted in the mold making process, you'd at least
> be able to move. The only real problem I see is keeping the
> Similcarum from being eaten by you and your Fellow Cultists befor the
> spells are finnished...
And why would that be a problem? If the cultists ate the Brother
Blackburn effigy *before* the spells worked, they'd just have to
turn around and make another one, wouldn't they? Then, just
supposing they found all that glistening white chocolate completely
gastronomically irresistable and they ate *that* effigy too?
That's right - then they'd have to make yet *another* totally
irrisistable yummy white chocolate Blackburn clone, which, what with
their being greedy piggy little cultists and everything, they'd no
doubt promptly eat as well, and so on and so forth.
Pretty soon, not only would we have rid the entire world of the evil
imposter-menace that is "white" chocolate, we'd have some *very*
plump and tender little cultist butterballs on which to dine 8)
EVIL Goodbye Kitty
in deed
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