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A man goes to his doctor for his annual check-up.

After a bit, the doctor says "Well, first off, you're going to have to
stop masturbating".

"Oh no!", exclaims the man, "why?"

"Because," replies the doctor, "I'm trying to examine you".

<boom><tish>

--
It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
for them, it's failing.


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